When kids hit one year old, it's like hanging out with a miniature drunk. You have to hold onto them. They bump into things. They laugh and cry. They urinate. They vomit.

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If you catch me saying 'I am a serious actor,' I beg you to slap...

If you catch me saying 'I am a serious actor,' I beg you to slap...

How 'bout we make it three shillings and we forget the name.

How 'bout we make it three shillings and we forget the name.

We always say 'I would kill for my family' or 'I would die for my...

We always say 'I would kill for my family' or 'I would die for my...

The only gossip I'm interested in is things from the Weekly World News - 'Woman's...

The only gossip I'm interested in is things from the Weekly World News - 'Woman's...

It is better to lose your pride with someone you love rather than to lose...

It is better to lose your pride with someone you love rather than to lose...

I am doing things that are true to me. The only thing I have a...

I am doing things that are true to me. The only thing I have a...

Anything I've done up till May 27th 1999 was kind of an illusion, existing without...

Anything I've done up till May 27th 1999 was kind of an illusion, existing without...

There's a drive in me that won't allow me to do certain things that are...

There's a drive in me that won't allow me to do certain things that are...

You use your money to buy privacy because during most of your life you aren't...

You use your money to buy privacy because during most of your life you aren't...

The challenge for me is still to do something that hasn't been beaten into the...

The challenge for me is still to do something that hasn't been beaten into the...

Unless he knew you wouldn't believe the truth even if he told it to you.

Unless he knew you wouldn't believe the truth even if he told it to you.

Trips to the dentist - I like to postpone that kind of thing

Trips to the dentist - I like to postpone that kind of thing

Tomorrow it'll all be over, then I'll have to go back to selling pens again.

Tomorrow it'll all be over, then I'll have to go back to selling pens again.

I may have a feather duster down my pants.

I may have a feather duster down my pants.

You do the work and you want people to see it; but, um while I'm...

You do the work and you want people to see it; but, um while I'm...

I'm shy, paranoid, whatever word you want to use. I hate fame. I've done everything...

I'm shy, paranoid, whatever word you want to use. I hate fame. I've done everything...

How many chances to you get to make a musical about a serial killer? The...

How many chances to you get to make a musical about a serial killer? The...

My body is a journal in a way. It's like what sailors used to do,...

My body is a journal in a way. It's like what sailors used to do,...

France, and the whole of Europe have a great culture and an amazing history. Most...

France, and the whole of Europe have a great culture and an amazing history. Most...

Sticks an' stones, love. I've saved your life an' you've saved mine. We're square.

Sticks an' stones, love. I've saved your life an' you've saved mine. We're square.