When kids hit 1 year old, it's like hanging out with a miniature drunk. You have to hold onto them. They bump into things. They laugh and cry. They urinate. They vomit.'

Quote by Johnny Depp

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The beauty, the poetry of the fear in their eyes. I didn't mind going to...

The beauty, the poetry of the fear in their eyes. I didn't mind going to...

There's a drive in me that won't allow me to do certain things that are...

There's a drive in me that won't allow me to do certain things that are...

With any part you play, there is a certain amount of yourself in it. There...

With any part you play, there is a certain amount of yourself in it. There...

If there's any message to my work, it is ultimately that it's OK to be...

If there's any message to my work, it is ultimately that it's OK to be...

Life's pretty good, and why wouldn't it be? I'm a pirate, after all.

Life's pretty good, and why wouldn't it be? I'm a pirate, after all.

I was ecstatic they re-named 'French Fries' as 'Freedom Fries'. Grown men and women in...

I was ecstatic they re-named 'French Fries' as 'Freedom Fries'. Grown men and women in...

Trips to the dentist - I like to postpone that kind of thing

Trips to the dentist - I like to postpone that kind of thing

If you catch me saying 'I am a serious actor,' I beg you to slap...

If you catch me saying 'I am a serious actor,' I beg you to slap...

Laugh as much as you breathe and love as long as you live.

Laugh as much as you breathe and love as long as you live.

All that matters is the ending, its the most important part of the story, and...

All that matters is the ending, its the most important part of the story, and...

I remember in that red leisure suit I sort of felt like a Pizza Hut...

I remember in that red leisure suit I sort of felt like a Pizza Hut...

I would do anything Tim [Burton] wanted me to. You know - have sex with...

I would do anything Tim [Burton] wanted me to. You know - have sex with...

I'm shy, paranoid, whatever word you want to use. I hate fame. I've done everything...

I'm shy, paranoid, whatever word you want to use. I hate fame. I've done everything...

Now, bring me that horizon.

Now, bring me that horizon.

My body is a journal in a way. It's like what sailors used to do,...

My body is a journal in a way. It's like what sailors used to do,...

The challenge for me is still to do something that hasn't been beaten into the...

The challenge for me is still to do something that hasn't been beaten into the...

I may have a feather duster down my pants.

I may have a feather duster down my pants.

My body is my journal,and my tattoos are my story.

My body is my journal,and my tattoos are my story.

Me, I'm dishonest, and you can always trust a dishonest man to be dishonest. Honestly,...

Me, I'm dishonest, and you can always trust a dishonest man to be dishonest. Honestly,...

When kids hit one year old, it's like hanging out with a miniature drunk. You...

When kids hit one year old, it's like hanging out with a miniature drunk. You...