When kids hit 1 year old, it's like hanging out with a miniature drunk. You have to hold onto them. They bump into things. They laugh and cry. They urinate. They vomit.'

Quote by Johnny Depp

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It is better to lose your pride with someone you love rather than to lose...

It is better to lose your pride with someone you love rather than to lose...

I'm an old-fashioned guy... I want to be an old man with a beer belly...

I'm an old-fashioned guy... I want to be an old man with a beer belly...

Tomorrow it'll all be over, then I'll have to go back to selling pens again.

Tomorrow it'll all be over, then I'll have to go back to selling pens again.

Now, bring me that horizon.

Now, bring me that horizon.

Don't pretend to be captain weird. I just do what I do.

Don't pretend to be captain weird. I just do what I do.

I remember in that red leisure suit I sort of felt like a Pizza Hut...

I remember in that red leisure suit I sort of felt like a Pizza Hut...

I am an American. I love my country and have great hopes for it. It...

I am an American. I love my country and have great hopes for it. It...

I am doing things that are true to me. The only thing I have a...

I am doing things that are true to me. The only thing I have a...

There are four questions of value in life... What is sacred? Of what is the...

There are four questions of value in life... What is sacred? Of what is the...

People say I make strange choices, but they're not strange for me. My sickness is...

People say I make strange choices, but they're not strange for me. My sickness is...

The only gossip I'm interested in is things from the Weekly World News - 'Woman's...

The only gossip I'm interested in is things from the Weekly World News - 'Woman's...

My body is a journal in a way. It's like what sailors used to do,...

My body is a journal in a way. It's like what sailors used to do,...

I'll buy you a hat, a really big one.

I'll buy you a hat, a really big one.

If someone were to harm my family or a friend or somebody I love, I...

If someone were to harm my family or a friend or somebody I love, I...

As a teenager I was so insecure. I was the type of guy that never...

As a teenager I was so insecure. I was the type of guy that never...

It's all kinds of these profound things crashing on you when your child arrives into...

It's all kinds of these profound things crashing on you when your child arrives into...

I am doing things that are true to me. The only thing I have a...

I am doing things that are true to me. The only thing I have a...

You use your money to buy privacy because during most of your life you aren't...

You use your money to buy privacy because during most of your life you aren't...

Why not just live in the moment, especially if it has a good beat?

Why not just live in the moment, especially if it has a good beat?

There's no half-singing in the shower, you're either a rock star or an opera diva.

There's no half-singing in the shower, you're either a rock star or an opera diva.