I'm an old-fashioned guy... I want to be an old man with a beer belly sitting on a porch, looking at a lake or something.

Quote by Johnny Depp

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There are necessary evils. Money is an important thing in terms of representing freedom in...

There are necessary evils. Money is an important thing in terms of representing freedom in...

If you love two people at the same time, choose the second one, because if...

If you love two people at the same time, choose the second one, because if...

Trips to the dentist - I like to postpone that kind of thing.

Trips to the dentist - I like to postpone that kind of thing.

It's all kinds of these profound things crashing on you when your child arrives into...

It's all kinds of these profound things crashing on you when your child arrives into...

I would do anything Tim [Burton] wanted me to. You know - have sex with...

I would do anything Tim [Burton] wanted me to. You know - have sex with...

If you catch me saying 'I am a serious actor,' I beg you to slap...

If you catch me saying 'I am a serious actor,' I beg you to slap...

I pretty much try to stay in a constant state of confusion just because of...

I pretty much try to stay in a constant state of confusion just because of...

I'll buy you a hat, a really big one.

I'll buy you a hat, a really big one.

I think the thing to do is enjoy the ride while you're on it.

I think the thing to do is enjoy the ride while you're on it.

We always say 'I would kill for my family' or 'I would die for my...

We always say 'I would kill for my family' or 'I would die for my...

There are necessary evils. Money is an important thing in terms of representing freedom in...

There are necessary evils. Money is an important thing in terms of representing freedom in...

I hope some day to make you all a cup of coffee. Alright, peace.

I hope some day to make you all a cup of coffee. Alright, peace.

How many chances to you get to make a musical about a serial killer? The...

How many chances to you get to make a musical about a serial killer? The...

I may have a feather duster down my pants.

I may have a feather duster down my pants.

Know I can do it, todd downy said, helping himself to another ear of corn...

Know I can do it, todd downy said, helping himself to another ear of corn...

With any part you play, there is a certain amount of yourself in it. There...

With any part you play, there is a certain amount of yourself in it. There...

The term 'serious actor' is kind of an oxymoron, isn't it? Like 'Republican party' or...

The term 'serious actor' is kind of an oxymoron, isn't it? Like 'Republican party' or...

People say I make strange choices, but they're not strange for me. My sickness is...

People say I make strange choices, but they're not strange for me. My sickness is...

It's all kinds of these profound things crashing on you when your child arrives into...

It's all kinds of these profound things crashing on you when your child arrives into...

Anything I've done up till May 27th 1999 was kind of an illusion, existing without...

Anything I've done up till May 27th 1999 was kind of an illusion, existing without...