Early on, if I was alone two three nights in a row, I'd start writing poems about suicide.

Quote by Jack Nicholson

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I don't want people to know what I'm actually like. It's not good for an...

I don't want people to know what I'm actually like. It's not good for an...

Now comes the part where I relieve you, the little people, of the burden of...

Now comes the part where I relieve you, the little people, of the burden of...

In other words, I wouldn't like to be an actor if I could only be...

In other words, I wouldn't like to be an actor if I could only be...

There is no way you can get people to believe you on screen if they...

There is no way you can get people to believe you on screen if they...

I'm a New Wave baby, so I got very stimulated by foreign film.

I'm a New Wave baby, so I got very stimulated by foreign film.

I'm the last guy in the world to feel overlooked by the Academy.

I'm the last guy in the world to feel overlooked by the Academy.

I've been too many places. I'm like the bad penny.

I've been too many places. I'm like the bad penny.

There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your...

There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your...

I never had a policy about marriage. I got married very young in life and...

I never had a policy about marriage. I got married very young in life and...

People who speak in metaphors should shampoo my crotch.

People who speak in metaphors should shampoo my crotch.

It's a slight stretch of the imagination but most people are alike in most ways...

It's a slight stretch of the imagination but most people are alike in most ways...

I have a lot of vanity.

I have a lot of vanity.

I'll tell you one thing: Don't ever give anybody your best advice, because they're not...

I'll tell you one thing: Don't ever give anybody your best advice, because they're not...

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a bitch.

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a bitch.

Well, I'm not going to sit here and pretend that I haven't been a rogue...

Well, I'm not going to sit here and pretend that I haven't been a rogue...

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch

The blues and jazz will live forever... So will the Delta and the Big Easy.

The blues and jazz will live forever... So will the Delta and the Big Easy.

I've never been able to say I've been influenced by a list of artists I...

I've never been able to say I've been influenced by a list of artists I...

I only take Viagra when I'm with more than one woman.

I only take Viagra when I'm with more than one woman.

In this industry, there are only two ways up the ladder. Rung by rung or...

In this industry, there are only two ways up the ladder. Rung by rung or...