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When I see professional clowns, mimes, or people who makes ballon animals, I think of...

When I see professional clowns, mimes, or people who makes ballon animals, I think of...

The one thing you shouldn't do is try to tell a cab driver how to...

The one thing you shouldn't do is try to tell a cab driver how to...

I had a gun and I had to run and shoot, which is not easy.

I had a gun and I had to run and shoot, which is not easy.

There couldn't have been a better Hollywood ending for us. It's beyond baseball. It's rooting...

There couldn't have been a better Hollywood ending for us. It's beyond baseball. It's rooting...

In New York, there are so many potholes, they're like craters on the moon. That's...

In New York, there are so many potholes, they're like craters on the moon. That's...

I'm going to North Pole to help out Santa this year.

I'm going to North Pole to help out Santa this year.

You only think of the best comeback when you leave.

You only think of the best comeback when you leave.

Sometimes in a movie, the lines are so perfect.

Sometimes in a movie, the lines are so perfect.

The fans were so psyched that someone was doing a movie about a Boston fan...

The fans were so psyched that someone was doing a movie about a Boston fan...

It's all about the script. Reality is key to me and less cutesy.

It's all about the script. Reality is key to me and less cutesy.

Don't keep reaching for the stars because you'll just look like an idiot stretching that...

Don't keep reaching for the stars because you'll just look like an idiot stretching that...

I don't shoot guns. I don't know how to do that. I grew Upstate New...

I don't shoot guns. I don't know how to do that. I grew Upstate New...

I sing in the car if I'm in LA, because you're like soundproofed.

I sing in the car if I'm in LA, because you're like soundproofed.

I, of course, wanted to do something with Drew Barrymore. Please. So we were reading...

I, of course, wanted to do something with Drew Barrymore. Please. So we were reading...

If you're a sports fan you realize that when you meet somebody, like a girlfriend,...

If you're a sports fan you realize that when you meet somebody, like a girlfriend,...

I didn't act like I was there. I just got into the story.

I didn't act like I was there. I just got into the story.

Arnold Schwarzenegger's publicist told USA Today that the actor has not ruled out running for...

Arnold Schwarzenegger's publicist told USA Today that the actor has not ruled out running for...

I never sing in the shower. It's very dangerous.

I never sing in the shower. It's very dangerous.

We picked the Red Sox because they lose. If you root for something that loses...

We picked the Red Sox because they lose. If you root for something that loses...

Listening is more important than talking. Just hit your mark and believe what you say....

Listening is more important than talking. Just hit your mark and believe what you say....