We've heard that a million monkeys at a keyboard could produce the Complete Works of Shakespeare; now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true.

Quote by Robert Wilensky

Topics: Internet Quotes

Technology really has turned out to be a wonderful thing. . . . So Americans...

Technology really has turned out to be a wonderful thing. . . . So Americans...

I can't go on anymore bad dates. I would rather be home alone than out...

I can't go on anymore bad dates. I would rather be home alone than out...

No matter how well you know the rules of netiquette, you will eventually offend someone...

No matter how well you know the rules of netiquette, you will eventually offend someone...

It shouldn't be too much of a surprise that the Internet has evolved into a...

It shouldn't be too much of a surprise that the Internet has evolved into a...

In case you haven't heard, the Internet is not a superhighway.

In case you haven't heard, the Internet is not a superhighway.

We're making a major move of the Internet, and runway.polo.com is a natural extension of...

We're making a major move of the Internet, and runway.polo.com is a natural extension of...

Rittner's Computer Law: Never argue with people who write with digital ink and pay by...

Rittner's Computer Law: Never argue with people who write with digital ink and pay by...

I bet MySpace and Google+ are in a bar somewhere, drinking away their sorrows.

I bet MySpace and Google+ are in a bar somewhere, drinking away their sorrows.

Be an explorer...read, surf the internet, visit customers, enjoy arts, watch children play...do anything to...

Be an explorer...read, surf the internet, visit customers, enjoy arts, watch children play...do anything to...

On the Internet, Nobody Knows You're a Dog.

On the Internet, Nobody Knows You're a Dog.

Five years ago, we thought of the Web as a new medium, not a new...

Five years ago, we thought of the Web as a new medium, not a new...

The Internet is not just one thing, it's a collection of things - of numerous...

The Internet is not just one thing, it's a collection of things - of numerous...

The internet is the most powerful tool we have for creating a more open and...

The internet is the most powerful tool we have for creating a more open and...

The Internet treats censorship as a malfunction and routes around it.

The Internet treats censorship as a malfunction and routes around it.

We could say we want the Web to reflect a vision of the world where...

We could say we want the Web to reflect a vision of the world where...

I see a lot of change, a lot of opportunity. We're not just talking about...

I see a lot of change, a lot of opportunity. We're not just talking about...

Dear Google Maps, your estimated time of arrival is my time to beat.

Dear Google Maps, your estimated time of arrival is my time to beat.

If Al Gore invented the Internet, I invented spell check.

If Al Gore invented the Internet, I invented spell check.