The Internet is like a giant jellyfish. You can't step on it. You can't go around it. You've got to get through it.

Quote by John Evans

Topics: Internet Quotes

What is a Web year now, about three months? And when people can browse around,...

What is a Web year now, about three months? And when people can browse around,...

There's a statistical theory that if you gave a million monkeys typewriters and set them...

There's a statistical theory that if you gave a million monkeys typewriters and set them...

Looking at the proliferation of personal web pages on the net, it looks like very...

Looking at the proliferation of personal web pages on the net, it looks like very...

Surfing on the Internet is like sex; everyone boasts about doing more than they actually...

Surfing on the Internet is like sex; everyone boasts about doing more than they actually...

Graduation Speech: I'd like to thank the internet, Google, Wikipedia, Microsoft Word, and Copy &...

Graduation Speech: I'd like to thank the internet, Google, Wikipedia, Microsoft Word, and Copy &...

We fundamentally believe the first chapter of the Internet is over.

We fundamentally believe the first chapter of the Internet is over.

Oh, so they have internet on computers now!

Oh, so they have internet on computers now!

We've heard that a million monkeys at a keyboard could produce the Complete Works of...

We've heard that a million monkeys at a keyboard could produce the Complete Works of...

You're a true 90's kid if you've ever heard someone say, 'Get off the phone,...

You're a true 90's kid if you've ever heard someone say, 'Get off the phone,...

Be an explorer...read, surf the internet, visit customers, enjoy arts, watch children play...do anything to...

Be an explorer...read, surf the internet, visit customers, enjoy arts, watch children play...do anything to...

On the Internet, Nobody Knows You're a Dog.

On the Internet, Nobody Knows You're a Dog.

When they invent the transporter on Star Trek, then the Internet will be a real...

When they invent the transporter on Star Trek, then the Internet will be a real...

Advances in computer technology and the Internet have changed the way America works, learns, and...

Advances in computer technology and the Internet have changed the way America works, learns, and...

And bring me a hard copy of the Internet so I can do some serious...

And bring me a hard copy of the Internet so I can do some serious...

Unfortunately, it seems that the way Usenet is set up, women are the zebras, and...

Unfortunately, it seems that the way Usenet is set up, women are the zebras, and...

Civility is only a passenger - not a driver - on the information superhighway.

Civility is only a passenger - not a driver - on the information superhighway.

After all, it [the Internet] was designed to withstand nuclear war, not just the puny...

After all, it [the Internet] was designed to withstand nuclear war, not just the puny...

Google; You use it every day...but I bet you cant remember the order of the...

Google; You use it every day...but I bet you cant remember the order of the...