We're leaving the House to people who either were born with a silver spoon in their mouth... or couldn't get better jobs in the first place.

Quote by Jerry Lewis

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A woman doing comedy doesn't offend me, but sets me back a bit. I, as...

A woman doing comedy doesn't offend me, but sets me back a bit. I, as...

Marriage is the result of the longing for the deep, deep peace of the double...

Marriage is the result of the longing for the deep, deep peace of the double...

People hate me because I am a multifaceted, talented, wealthy, internationally famous genius.

People hate me because I am a multifaceted, talented, wealthy, internationally famous genius.

Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose.

Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose.

Pity? You don't want to be pitied because you're a cripple in a wheelchair? Stay...

Pity? You don't want to be pitied because you're a cripple in a wheelchair? Stay...

I am probably the most selfish man you will ever meet in your life. No...

I am probably the most selfish man you will ever meet in your life. No...

When I was onstage doing the work, adrenaline killed the pain because I never hurt...

When I was onstage doing the work, adrenaline killed the pain because I never hurt...

Every man's dream is to be able to sink into the arms of a woman...

Every man's dream is to be able to sink into the arms of a woman...

Every mans dream is to be able to sink into the arms of a woman...

Every mans dream is to be able to sink into the arms of a woman...

I've had great success being a total idiot.

I've had great success being a total idiot.

I get paid for what most kids get punished for.

I get paid for what most kids get punished for.

When I was a kid, I said to my father one afternoon, 'Daddy, will you...

When I was a kid, I said to my father one afternoon, 'Daddy, will you...