Every mans dream is to be able to sink into the arms of a woman without also falling into her hands.
Quote by Jerry Lewis
I get paid for what most kids get punished for.
Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose.
I've had great success being a total idiot.
Marriage is the result of the longing for the deep, deep peace of the double...
A woman doing comedy doesn't offend me, but sets me back a bit. I, as...
When I was a kid, I said to my father one afternoon, 'Daddy, will you...
People hate me because I am a multifaceted, talented, wealthy, internationally famous genius.
Pity? You don't want to be pitied because you're a cripple in a wheelchair? Stay...
When I was onstage doing the work, adrenaline killed the pain because I never hurt...
We're leaving the House to people who either were born with a silver spoon in...
Every man's dream is to be able to sink into the arms of a woman...
I am probably the most selfish man you will ever meet in your life. No...