Every mans dream is to be able to sink into the arms of a woman without also falling into her hands.

Quote by Jerry Lewis

Topics: Marriage Quotes

I am probably the most selfish man you will ever meet in your life. No...

I am probably the most selfish man you will ever meet in your life. No...

Pity? You don't want to be pitied because you're a cripple in a wheelchair? Stay...

Pity? You don't want to be pitied because you're a cripple in a wheelchair? Stay...

I get paid for what most kids get punished for.

I get paid for what most kids get punished for.

Marriage is the result of the longing for the deep, deep peace of the double...

Marriage is the result of the longing for the deep, deep peace of the double...

Every man's dream is to be able to sink into the arms of a woman...

Every man's dream is to be able to sink into the arms of a woman...

We're leaving the House to people who either were born with a silver spoon in...

We're leaving the House to people who either were born with a silver spoon in...

People hate me because I am a multifaceted, talented, wealthy, internationally famous genius.

People hate me because I am a multifaceted, talented, wealthy, internationally famous genius.

Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose.

Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose.

When I was a kid, I said to my father one afternoon, 'Daddy, will you...

When I was a kid, I said to my father one afternoon, 'Daddy, will you...

A woman doing comedy doesn't offend me, but sets me back a bit. I, as...

A woman doing comedy doesn't offend me, but sets me back a bit. I, as...

I've had great success being a total idiot.

I've had great success being a total idiot.

When I was onstage doing the work, adrenaline killed the pain because I never hurt...

When I was onstage doing the work, adrenaline killed the pain because I never hurt...