I'm still constantly thinking of ideas. I don't feel 90. I think I'm about 12.

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I like consistency. If you've had a childhood like mine, you want some things you...

I like consistency. If you've had a childhood like mine, you want some things you...

I was born in London, and went to school in Scotland - I used to...

I was born in London, and went to school in Scotland - I used to...

I used to first go on to entertain an audience. But now I go, and...

I used to first go on to entertain an audience. But now I go, and...

I do play drums when I'm on tour.

I do play drums when I'm on tour.

I was born in very sorry circumstances. Both of my parents were very sorry.

I was born in very sorry circumstances. Both of my parents were very sorry.

I've always had a sense of humour, and I still do, so I just want...

I've always had a sense of humour, and I still do, so I just want...

I've been extremely lucky having been in the army when I was a boy of...

I've been extremely lucky having been in the army when I was a boy of...

Such is life and life is such and after all it isn't much. First a...

Such is life and life is such and after all it isn't much. First a...

In fact, one was so booked out we went from March and were to go...

In fact, one was so booked out we went from March and were to go...

I've done seven shows at the Palladium - long running shows I'm talking about.

I've done seven shows at the Palladium - long running shows I'm talking about.

I've got one idea I want to do for a film and you know I...

I've got one idea I want to do for a film and you know I...

All my boyhood, all I ever wanted was to be loved.

All my boyhood, all I ever wanted was to be loved.

I don't know nothing about communism. But I know the Albanians loved me. Same reason...

I don't know nothing about communism. But I know the Albanians loved me. Same reason...

I was in the band as a boy and was taught music and learned to...

I was in the band as a boy and was taught music and learned to...

I owe everything to the army.

I owe everything to the army.

Of course I've done musicals here in London.

Of course I've done musicals here in London.

But no, I've just been very lucky. But I've worked hard, and the harder you...

But no, I've just been very lucky. But I've worked hard, and the harder you...

Well if I was going to describe my audience, it's going to take longer than...

Well if I was going to describe my audience, it's going to take longer than...

You know I've got a chum, a smashing mate, he's got a dog with no...

You know I've got a chum, a smashing mate, he's got a dog with no...

I was born in very sorry circumstances.

I was born in very sorry circumstances.