We want our idols to be dead because it makes death a much less scary place.

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I want pills called September 10. You take one and your mind feels like the...

I want pills called September 10. You take one and your mind feels like the...

Adventure without risk is Disneyland.

Adventure without risk is Disneyland.

We're rapidly approaching a world comprised entirely of jail and shopping.

We're rapidly approaching a world comprised entirely of jail and shopping.

Ten commandments yet seven deadly sins: conflict?

Ten commandments yet seven deadly sins: conflict?

Salad bars are like a restaurant's lungs. They soak up the impurities and bacteria in...

Salad bars are like a restaurant's lungs. They soak up the impurities and bacteria in...

The harder you try to become the opposite of your parents, the more quickly you...

The harder you try to become the opposite of your parents, the more quickly you...

A bland smile is like a green light at an intersection, it feels good when...

A bland smile is like a green light at an intersection, it feels good when...

New York is a theme park for people with IQs over 108.

New York is a theme park for people with IQs over 108.

Thinking you're immortal is weirdly similar to being immortal.

Thinking you're immortal is weirdly similar to being immortal.

Clowns drink to blot out the ravages of terrifying children for a living.

Clowns drink to blot out the ravages of terrifying children for a living.

Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.

Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.

We live in an era with no historical precedents. History is no longer useful as...

We live in an era with no historical precedents. History is no longer useful as...

I think the killers get far too much attention.

I think the killers get far too much attention.

Every single moment is a coincidence.

Every single moment is a coincidence.

Human beings are the only animal that thinks they change who they are simply by...

Human beings are the only animal that thinks they change who they are simply by...

You can't fake creativity, competence, or sexual arousal.

You can't fake creativity, competence, or sexual arousal.

The capacity for not feeling lonely can carry a very real price, that of feeling...

The capacity for not feeling lonely can carry a very real price, that of feeling...

Birds are a miracle because they prove to us there is a finer, simpler state...

Birds are a miracle because they prove to us there is a finer, simpler state...

There are three things we cry about in life, things that are lost, things that...

There are three things we cry about in life, things that are lost, things that...

Fondue sets, martini shakers and juicing machines: three things the world could live completely without.

Fondue sets, martini shakers and juicing machines: three things the world could live completely without.