Tofu hot dogs are actually scarier than real hot dogs. It's like wanting the worst possible meat product without even the thrill of it actually being meat.

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We need to be around our families not because we have so many shared experiences...

We need to be around our families not because we have so many shared experiences...

Forget about being world famous, it's hard enough just getting the automatic doors at the...

Forget about being world famous, it's hard enough just getting the automatic doors at the...

In our heads we're all about 33 years old.

In our heads we're all about 33 years old.

What exactly is it that humans do that is specifically human? There has to be...

What exactly is it that humans do that is specifically human? There has to be...

Everybody has basically the same family, it's just reconfigured slightly differently from one to the...

Everybody has basically the same family, it's just reconfigured slightly differently from one to the...

Try not thinking of peeling an orange. Try not imagining the juice running down your...

Try not thinking of peeling an orange. Try not imagining the juice running down your...

The universe hands you opportunities for a while, and if you don't take them, the...

The universe hands you opportunities for a while, and if you don't take them, the...

Earth was not built for six billion people all running around and being passionate about...

Earth was not built for six billion people all running around and being passionate about...

I don't want any vegetables, thank you. I paid for the cow to eat them...

I don't want any vegetables, thank you. I paid for the cow to eat them...

You wait for fate to bring about the changes in life which you should be...

You wait for fate to bring about the changes in life which you should be...

You can't fake creativity, competence, or sexual arousal.

You can't fake creativity, competence, or sexual arousal.

Depression is when you have lots of love, but no one's taking.

Depression is when you have lots of love, but no one's taking.

Your body isn't just a body. It's an ecosystem.

Your body isn't just a body. It's an ecosystem.

Americans are a quarter of a billion people who have almost nothing in common except...

Americans are a quarter of a billion people who have almost nothing in common except...

The harder you try to become the opposite of your parents, the more quickly you...

The harder you try to become the opposite of your parents, the more quickly you...

We want our idols to be dead because it makes death a much less scary...

We want our idols to be dead because it makes death a much less scary...

High school is such a shared experience in North American culture.

High school is such a shared experience in North American culture.

It's difficult to speak with beautiful people. No matter how hard you try to pretend...

It's difficult to speak with beautiful people. No matter how hard you try to pretend...

With Google I'm starting to burn out on knowing the answer to everything. People in...

With Google I'm starting to burn out on knowing the answer to everything. People in...

Adventure without risk is Disneyland.

Adventure without risk is Disneyland.