Christmas makes everything twice as sad.

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Making eye contact with adults while dressed as a clown is risky.

Making eye contact with adults while dressed as a clown is risky.

Forget about being world famous, it's hard enough just getting the automatic doors at the...

Forget about being world famous, it's hard enough just getting the automatic doors at the...

If you don't have a spiritual practice in place when times are good, you can't...

If you don't have a spiritual practice in place when times are good, you can't...

Technology favors horrible people.

Technology favors horrible people.

Your body isn't just a body. It's an ecosystem.

Your body isn't just a body. It's an ecosystem.

Purchased experiences don't count.

Purchased experiences don't count.

Where does personality end and brain damage begin?

Where does personality end and brain damage begin?

People will always choose more money over more sex.

People will always choose more money over more sex.

Every human being you see in the course of a day has a problem that's...

Every human being you see in the course of a day has a problem that's...

The harder you try to become the opposite of your parents, the more quickly you...

The harder you try to become the opposite of your parents, the more quickly you...

One of the cruelest things you can do to another person is pretend you care...

One of the cruelest things you can do to another person is pretend you care...

Quick. Name ten dead redheads.

Quick. Name ten dead redheads.

What exactly is it that humans do that is specifically human? There has to be...

What exactly is it that humans do that is specifically human? There has to be...

In our heads we're all about 33 years old.

In our heads we're all about 33 years old.

If I think too much about all of those Chinese factories where all the stuff...

If I think too much about all of those Chinese factories where all the stuff...

Make your goals big and broad enough so that they never become answered prayers and...

Make your goals big and broad enough so that they never become answered prayers and...

Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.

Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.

Most people have no idea how to politely answer a phone. The English do, and...

Most people have no idea how to politely answer a phone. The English do, and...

The person who needs the other person the least in a relationship is the stronger...

The person who needs the other person the least in a relationship is the stronger...

Big companies are like marching bands. Even if half the band is playing random notes,...

Big companies are like marching bands. Even if half the band is playing random notes,...