We have enough religion to make us hate, but not enough to make us love one another
Quote by Jonathan Swift
It is a maxim among these lawyers, that whatever hath been done before, may legally...
Although men are accused of not knowing their own weakness, yet perhaps few know their...
Two friendships in two breasts requires The same aversions and desires.
Some men, under the notion of weeding out prejudices, eradicate virtue, honesty, and religion
That the universe was formed by a fortuitous concourse of atoms, I will no more...
One of the best rules in conversation is, never to say a thing which any...
Blessed is he who expects nothing, for he shall never be disappointed.
Once kick the world, and the world and you will live together at a reasonably...
Don't set your wit against a child.
There were many times my pants were so thin I could sit on a dime...
Proper words in proper places make the true definiton of style.
Happiness is the perpetual possession of being well deceived.
Books, the children of the brain.
We have enough religion to make us hate, but not enough to make us love...
The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman
A tavern is a place where madness is sold by the bottle.
Nothing is so great an example of bad manners as flattery. If you flatter all...
If Heaven had looked upon riches to be a valuable thing, it would not have...
There is nothing constant in this world but inconsistency.
Words are but wind; and learning is nothing but words; ergo, learning is nothing but...