We got to go to Lucas Ranch and, at that time, my brother was still living in a condo about a mile from Robin Williams, and so I made all of the other comics jealous because I got to get…

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I started out with comedy in college, but had my major in Recreation Administration -...

I started out with comedy in college, but had my major in Recreation Administration -...

I used to be kind of bitter and jealous as well, but I get it....

I used to be kind of bitter and jealous as well, but I get it....

For the third season, we do a sit around on one episode where we were...

For the third season, we do a sit around on one episode where we were...

If DreamWorks and Disney need that name to sell the cartoon and get people in...

If DreamWorks and Disney need that name to sell the cartoon and get people in...

I started doing stand-up in college.

I started doing stand-up in college.

Videogames are a little more work and they're a little more stilted.

Videogames are a little more work and they're a little more stilted.

Movies, obviously, are a little more lucrative. The initial paycheck is better.

Movies, obviously, are a little more lucrative. The initial paycheck is better.