I started doing stand-up in college.

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I started out with comedy in college, but had my major in Recreation Administration -...

I started out with comedy in college, but had my major in Recreation Administration -...

We got to go to Lucas Ranch and, at that time, my brother was still...

We got to go to Lucas Ranch and, at that time, my brother was still...

If DreamWorks and Disney need that name to sell the cartoon and get people in...

If DreamWorks and Disney need that name to sell the cartoon and get people in...

Videogames are a little more work and they're a little more stilted.

Videogames are a little more work and they're a little more stilted.

I used to be kind of bitter and jealous as well, but I get it....

I used to be kind of bitter and jealous as well, but I get it....

Movies, obviously, are a little more lucrative. The initial paycheck is better.

Movies, obviously, are a little more lucrative. The initial paycheck is better.

For the third season, we do a sit around on one episode where we were...

For the third season, we do a sit around on one episode where we were...