I started out with comedy in college, but had my major in Recreation Administration - which meant I wasn't going to get a real job - so I started doing a little standup.

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We got to go to Lucas Ranch and, at that time, my brother was still...

We got to go to Lucas Ranch and, at that time, my brother was still...

I used to be kind of bitter and jealous as well, but I get it....

I used to be kind of bitter and jealous as well, but I get it....

I started doing stand-up in college.

I started doing stand-up in college.

For the third season, we do a sit around on one episode where we were...

For the third season, we do a sit around on one episode where we were...

If DreamWorks and Disney need that name to sell the cartoon and get people in...

If DreamWorks and Disney need that name to sell the cartoon and get people in...

Videogames are a little more work and they're a little more stilted.

Videogames are a little more work and they're a little more stilted.

Movies, obviously, are a little more lucrative. The initial paycheck is better.

Movies, obviously, are a little more lucrative. The initial paycheck is better.