We all learn by experience but some of us have to go to summer school.

Quote by Peter De Vries

Topics: Funny Quotes, School Quotes

Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.

Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.

The bonds of matrimony are like any other bonds - they mature slowly.

The bonds of matrimony are like any other bonds - they mature slowly.

Murals in restaurants are on a par with the food in museums.

Murals in restaurants are on a par with the food in museums.

Life is a zoo in a jungle.

Life is a zoo in a jungle.

There are times when parenthood seems nothing more than feeding the hand that bites you.

There are times when parenthood seems nothing more than feeding the hand that bites you.

The tuba is certainly the most intestinal of instruments, the very lower bowel of music.

The tuba is certainly the most intestinal of instruments, the very lower bowel of music.

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after.

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after.

We are not primarily put on this earth to see through one another, but to...

We are not primarily put on this earth to see through one another, but to...

I write when I'm inspired, and I see to it that I'm inspired at nine...

I write when I'm inspired, and I see to it that I'm inspired at nine...

Everybody hates me because I'm so universally liked.

Everybody hates me because I'm so universally liked.

My father hated radio and could not wait for television to be invented so he...

My father hated radio and could not wait for television to be invented so he...

I write when I'm inspired, and I see to it that I'm inspired at nine...

I write when I'm inspired, and I see to it that I'm inspired at nine...

When I can no longer bear to think of the victims of broken homes, I...

When I can no longer bear to think of the victims of broken homes, I...

The rich aren't like us, they pay less taxes.

The rich aren't like us, they pay less taxes.

Confession is good for the soul only in the sense that a tweed coat is...

Confession is good for the soul only in the sense that a tweed coat is...

Celibacy is the worst form of self-abuse.

Celibacy is the worst form of self-abuse.

The satirist shoots to kill while the humorist brings his prey back alive and eventually...

The satirist shoots to kill while the humorist brings his prey back alive and eventually...

I wanted to be bored to death, as good a way to go as any.

I wanted to be bored to death, as good a way to go as any.

I was thinking that we all learn by experience, but some of us have to...

I was thinking that we all learn by experience, but some of us have to...

Pain is the question mark turned like a fishhook in the human heart.

Pain is the question mark turned like a fishhook in the human heart.