Everybody hates me because I'm so universally liked.

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We all learn by experience but some of us have to go to summer school.

We all learn by experience but some of us have to go to summer school.

Let us hope, that a kind Providence will put a speedy end to the acts...

Let us hope, that a kind Providence will put a speedy end to the acts...

I wanted to be bored to death, as good a way to go as any.

I wanted to be bored to death, as good a way to go as any.

The murals in restaurants are on par with the food in museums.

The murals in restaurants are on par with the food in museums.

We are not primarily put on this earth to see through one another, but to...

We are not primarily put on this earth to see through one another, but to...

The tuba is certainly the most intestinal of instruments, the very lower bowel of music.

The tuba is certainly the most intestinal of instruments, the very lower bowel of music.

Celibacy is the worst form of self-abuse.

Celibacy is the worst form of self-abuse.

I was thinking that we all learn by experience, but some of us have to...

I was thinking that we all learn by experience, but some of us have to...

My father hated radio and could not wait for television to be invented so he...

My father hated radio and could not wait for television to be invented so he...

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car for ever...

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car for ever...

The difficulty with marriage is that we fall in love with a personality, but must...

The difficulty with marriage is that we fall in love with a personality, but must...

I wanted to be bored to death, as good a way to go as any.

I wanted to be bored to death, as good a way to go as any.

Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.

Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.

When I can no longer bear to think of the victims of broken homes, I...

When I can no longer bear to think of the victims of broken homes, I...

I write when I'm inspired, and I see to it that I'm inspired at nine...

I write when I'm inspired, and I see to it that I'm inspired at nine...

Who of us is mature enough for offspring before the offspring themselves arrive? The value...

Who of us is mature enough for offspring before the offspring themselves arrive? The value...

Gluttony is an emotional escape, a sign something is eating us.

Gluttony is an emotional escape, a sign something is eating us.

Celibacy is the worst form of self-abuse.

Celibacy is the worst form of self-abuse.

Life is a zoo in a jungle.

Life is a zoo in a jungle.

The rich aren't like us, they pay less taxes.

The rich aren't like us, they pay less taxes.