If you didn't join for the girls, choose another profession.
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Tom Conti Quotes
Tony Blair is like an actor who doesn't really believe in his script himself but...
Education is what remains when one has forgotten everything he learned in school.
I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th.
Actually, it only takes one drink to get me loaded. Trouble is, I can't remember...
A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed...
If I had my life to live over again, I'd be a plumber.
I chased a girl for two years only to discover that her tastes were exactly...
Everyone says that looks don't matter, age doesn't matter, money doesn't matter. But i never...
I'm affectionately known by Elton John as either Sylvia Disc or the Bionic Christian.
The right honourable gentleman is reminiscent of a poker. The only difference is that a...
An intellectual is someone who has found something more interesting than sex.
The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.
If you make people think they're thinking, they'll love you. If you really make them...
A self-taught man usually has a poor teacher and a worse student.
I got a lotta best friends. Some o' them I don't even hardly know!
Youre a woman whos been getting nothing but dirty breaks. Well, we can clean and...
So he said 'I'm going to chop off the bottom of one of your trouser...
From birth to 18 a girl needs good parents; from 18 to 35, she needs...
Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives.