To see me as a person on screen would be one of the dullest experiences you could ever wish to experience.

Quote by Peter Sellers

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Conversation like television set on honeymoon... unnecessary.

Conversation like television set on honeymoon... unnecessary.

Women are more difficult to handle than men. It's their minds.

Women are more difficult to handle than men. It's their minds.

I feel ghostly unreal until I become somebody else again on the screen.

I feel ghostly unreal until I become somebody else again on the screen.

Finally, in conclusion, let me say just this.

Finally, in conclusion, let me say just this.

There used to be a real me, but I had it surgically removed.

There used to be a real me, but I had it surgically removed.

If you ask me to play myself, I will not know what to do. I...

If you ask me to play myself, I will not know what to do. I...

I'm a classic example of all humorists - only funny when I'm working.

I'm a classic example of all humorists - only funny when I'm working.

There is no me. I do not exist. There used to be a me but...

There is no me. I do not exist. There used to be a me but...

Finally, in conclusion, let me say just this.

Finally, in conclusion, let me say just this.

Conversation like television set on honeymoon...unnecessary.

Conversation like television set on honeymoon...unnecessary.

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board...

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board...

A man explained inflation to his wife thus: 'When we married, you measured 36-24-36. Now...

A man explained inflation to his wife thus: 'When we married, you measured 36-24-36. Now...

The past is an old armchair in the attic, the present an ominous ticking sound,...

The past is an old armchair in the attic, the present an ominous ticking sound,...

By persistently remaining single a man converts himself into a permanent public temptation.

By persistently remaining single a man converts himself into a permanent public temptation.

I envy people who drink -- at least they know what to blame everything on.

I envy people who drink -- at least they know what to blame everything on.

I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam: I looked into...

I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam: I looked into...

'The will of the nation' is one of those expressions which have been most profusely...

'The will of the nation' is one of those expressions which have been most profusely...

When entering into a marriage one ought to ask oneself: do you believe you are...

When entering into a marriage one ought to ask oneself: do you believe you are...

You grow up the day you have your first real laugh -- at yourself.

You grow up the day you have your first real laugh -- at yourself.

All vendor demos are boring. It's the law, I think.

All vendor demos are boring. It's the law, I think.

There is no remedy for sex but more sex.

There is no remedy for sex but more sex.