To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer.

Quote by Paul Ehrlich

Topics: Computers Quotes, Funny Quotes

Part of the inhumanity of the computer is that, once it is competently programmed and...

Part of the inhumanity of the computer is that, once it is competently programmed and...

The computer can't tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical...

The computer can't tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical...

Computers shouldn't be unusable. You don't need to know how to work a telephone switch...

Computers shouldn't be unusable. You don't need to know how to work a telephone switch...

They have computers, and they may have other weapons of mass destruction.

They have computers, and they may have other weapons of mass destruction.

Experts agree that the best type of computer for your individual needs is one that...

Experts agree that the best type of computer for your individual needs is one that...

Most computer users don't think about backing up their software until the day they lose...

Most computer users don't think about backing up their software until the day they lose...

My computer must be broken: whenever I ask a wrong question, it gives a wrong...

My computer must be broken: whenever I ask a wrong question, it gives a wrong...

We could say we want the Web to reflect a vision of the world where...

We could say we want the Web to reflect a vision of the world where...

It (the computer) is a medium that can dynamically simulate the details of any other...

It (the computer) is a medium that can dynamically simulate the details of any other...

If we can dispel the delusion that learning about computers should be an activity of...

If we can dispel the delusion that learning about computers should be an activity of...

This is a very exciting time in the world of information. It's not just that...

This is a very exciting time in the world of information. It's not just that...

The organization man is dead. He thrived when smokestack America thrived. When airlines, banks and...

The organization man is dead. He thrived when smokestack America thrived. When airlines, banks and...

Man is the best computer we can put aboard a spacecraft, and the only one...

Man is the best computer we can put aboard a spacecraft, and the only one...

All computers wait at the same speed

All computers wait at the same speed

Not even computers will replace committees, because committees buy computers.

Not even computers will replace committees, because committees buy computers.

The Semantic Web is not a separate Web but an extension of the current one,...

The Semantic Web is not a separate Web but an extension of the current one,...

The danger from computers is not that they will eventually get as smart as men,...

The danger from computers is not that they will eventually get as smart as men,...

Fish are friends, not food!

Fish are friends, not food!

Why does a person even get up in the morning? You have breakfast, you floss...

Why does a person even get up in the morning? You have breakfast, you floss...

Very few people do anything creative after the age of thirty-five. The reason is that...

Very few people do anything creative after the age of thirty-five. The reason is that...