To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer.

Quote by Paul Ehrlich

Topics: Computers Quotes, Funny Quotes

The organization man is dead. He thrived when smokestack America thrived. When airlines, banks and...

The organization man is dead. He thrived when smokestack America thrived. When airlines, banks and...

[I] recall thinking that the computer would never advance much further than this. Call me...

[I] recall thinking that the computer would never advance much further than this. Call me...

There's an old story about the person who wished his computer was as easy to...

There's an old story about the person who wished his computer was as easy to...

To better understand why you need a personal computer, let's take a look at the...

To better understand why you need a personal computer, let's take a look at the...

You have riches and freedom here but I feel no sense of faith or direction....

You have riches and freedom here but I feel no sense of faith or direction....

Never trust a computer which you cannot lift

Never trust a computer which you cannot lift

Software is like sex: it's better when it's free.

Software is like sex: it's better when it's free.

They have computers, and they may have other weapons of mass destruction.

They have computers, and they may have other weapons of mass destruction.

I think computer viruses should count as life. I think it says something about human...

I think computer viruses should count as life. I think it says something about human...

Computers can now keep a man's every transgression recorded in a permanent memory bank, duplicating...

Computers can now keep a man's every transgression recorded in a permanent memory bank, duplicating...

If automobiles had followed the same development cycle as the computer, a Rolls-Royce would today...

If automobiles had followed the same development cycle as the computer, a Rolls-Royce would today...

Experts agree that the best type of computer for your individual needs is one that...

Experts agree that the best type of computer for your individual needs is one that...

We are now at a point in time when the ability to receive, utilize, store,...

We are now at a point in time when the ability to receive, utilize, store,...

In 20 or 30 years, you'll be able to hold in your hand as much...

In 20 or 30 years, you'll be able to hold in your hand as much...

I think it's fair to say that personal computers have become the most empowering tool...

I think it's fair to say that personal computers have become the most empowering tool...

I feel certain that the personal computer is as revolutionary in terms of the way...

I feel certain that the personal computer is as revolutionary in terms of the way...

The most overlooked advantage of owning a computer is that if they foul up there's...

The most overlooked advantage of owning a computer is that if they foul up there's...

In 20 or 30 years, you'll be able to hold in your hand as much...

In 20 or 30 years, you'll be able to hold in your hand as much...

I admit, I have a tremendous sex drive. My boyfriend lives forty miles away.

I admit, I have a tremendous sex drive. My boyfriend lives forty miles away.

There's no half-singing in the shower, you're either a rock star or an opera diva.

There's no half-singing in the shower, you're either a rock star or an opera diva.