I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig, you get dirty; and besides, the pig likes it.

Quote by George Bernard Shaw

Topics: Fighting Quotes

Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire.

Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire.

I think I should have no other mortal wants if I could always have plenty...

I think I should have no other mortal wants if I could always have plenty...

If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it...

If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it...

A fashion is nothing but an induced epidemic.

A fashion is nothing but an induced epidemic.

Most people do not pray; they only beg.

Most people do not pray; they only beg.

There is no satisfaction in hanging a man who does not object to it.

There is no satisfaction in hanging a man who does not object to it.

The man who writes about himself and his own time is the only man who...

The man who writes about himself and his own time is the only man who...

Hell is full of musical amateurs.

Hell is full of musical amateurs.

The churches must learn humility as well as teach it.

The churches must learn humility as well as teach it.

The natural term of the affection of the human animal for its offspring is six...

The natural term of the affection of the human animal for its offspring is six...

You'll never have a quiet world till you knock the patriotism out of the human...

You'll never have a quiet world till you knock the patriotism out of the human...

There is nothing more dangerous than the conscience of a bigot.

There is nothing more dangerous than the conscience of a bigot.

Between persons of equal income there is no social distinction except the distinction of merit....

Between persons of equal income there is no social distinction except the distinction of merit....

The art of government is the organisation of idolatry.

The art of government is the organisation of idolatry.

New opinions often appear first as jokes and fancies, then as blasphemies and treason, then...

New opinions often appear first as jokes and fancies, then as blasphemies and treason, then...

The only service a friend can really render is to keep up your courage by...

The only service a friend can really render is to keep up your courage by...

If women were particular about men's characters, they would never get married at all.

If women were particular about men's characters, they would never get married at all.

I want to be thoroughly used up when I die, for the harder I work...

I want to be thoroughly used up when I die, for the harder I work...

The world has grown suspicious of anything that looks like a happily married life.

The world has grown suspicious of anything that looks like a happily married life.

Into each life some rain must fall, some days must be dark and dreary.

Into each life some rain must fall, some days must be dark and dreary.