This place [Augusta National] rejects me like a skin transplant.

Quote by Lee Trevino

Topics: Golf Quotes

Hey, if your looking for a dad-burn superstar, look at this kid. He was so...

Hey, if your looking for a dad-burn superstar, look at this kid. He was so...

I stay away from the telephone if at all possible.

I stay away from the telephone if at all possible.

The older I get the better I used to be!

The older I get the better I used to be!

You can talk to a fade but a hook won't listen.

You can talk to a fade but a hook won't listen.

You can talk to a fade but a hook won't listen.

You can talk to a fade but a hook won't listen.

Living in Dallas, I root for the Mavericks and the Stars and the Cowboys, but...

Living in Dallas, I root for the Mavericks and the Stars and the Cowboys, but...

Yes, I think I have the best swing on the Tour. Why have scores comedown...

Yes, I think I have the best swing on the Tour. Why have scores comedown...

His nerve, his memory, and I can't remember the third thing.

His nerve, his memory, and I can't remember the third thing.

I'm not out there just to be dancing around. I expect to win every time...

I'm not out there just to be dancing around. I expect to win every time...

I'm going to win so much money this year, my caddie will make the top...

I'm going to win so much money this year, my caddie will make the top...

I adore the game of golf. I won't ever retire.

I adore the game of golf. I won't ever retire.

My wife doesn't care what I do when I'm away, as long as I don't...

My wife doesn't care what I do when I'm away, as long as I don't...

I'm not out there just to be dancing around. I expect to win every time...

I'm not out there just to be dancing around. I expect to win every time...

I never played much golf as a kid. I caddied quite a bit but never...

I never played much golf as a kid. I caddied quite a bit but never...

His nerve, his memory, and I can't remember the third thing.

His nerve, his memory, and I can't remember the third thing.

There are two things that won't last long in this world, and that's dogs chasing...

There are two things that won't last long in this world, and that's dogs chasing...

You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both...

You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both...

The man who works for the gold in the job rather than for the money...

The man who works for the gold in the job rather than for the money...

Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of...

Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of...

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more.

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more.