Do I have to know rules and all that crap? Then forget it.
Quote by John Daly
I guess that's why they call it Hell.
Actually, the only time I ever took out a one-iron was to kill a tarantula....
[Jack Nicklaus] was the first to bring in course management. He could go to a...
The great thing about this game is that the bad days are wonderful.
See that fella over there? He's 20 years old. In 10 years, he's got a...
Sometimes the game of golf is just too difficult to endure with a golf club...
The pat on the back, the arm around the shoulder, the praise for what was...
Don Quixote would understand golf. It is the impossible dream.
I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I...
All I've got against golf is it takes you so far from the clubhouse.
If we could have just screwed another head on his shoulders, he would have been...
He'd count the Bangkok Four-Ball if you let him.
I'm about as concerned as Jack would be if he read that I was practicing...
Miss a putt for $2,000? Not likely!
[Isao Aoki] is one of the three best players in the world from 100yards. Maybe...
Golf is a game not just of manners but of morals.
How has retirement affected my golf game? A lot more people beat me now.
Gimme: an agreement between two losers who can't putt.