Years ago I had a 1-iron I could hit 260 yards through a doorway. Now I can hit it through the keyhole.

Quote by Lee Trevino

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You can talk to a fade but a hook won't listen.

You can talk to a fade but a hook won't listen.

There are two things that won't last long in this world, and that's dogs chasing...

There are two things that won't last long in this world, and that's dogs chasing...

I never played much golf as a kid. I caddied quite a bit but never...

I never played much golf as a kid. I caddied quite a bit but never...

The most interesting guy I've ever played with was King Hassan of Morocco. I went...

The most interesting guy I've ever played with was King Hassan of Morocco. I went...

Nobody but you and your caddie care what you do out there, and if your...

Nobody but you and your caddie care what you do out there, and if your...

There is no such thing as a natural touch. Touch is something you create by...

There is no such thing as a natural touch. Touch is something you create by...

You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both...

You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both...

My wife doesn't care what I do when I'm away, as long as I don't...

My wife doesn't care what I do when I'm away, as long as I don't...

I'm actually a very quiet person off the golf course. I talk 150 miles per...

I'm actually a very quiet person off the golf course. I talk 150 miles per...

If you are caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of...

If you are caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of...

I adore the game of golf. I won't ever retire.

I adore the game of golf. I won't ever retire.

Yes, I think I have the best swing on the Tour. Why have scores comedown...

Yes, I think I have the best swing on the Tour. Why have scores comedown...

I stay away from the telephone if at all possible.

I stay away from the telephone if at all possible.

How can they beat me? I've been struck by lightning, had two back operations, and...

How can they beat me? I've been struck by lightning, had two back operations, and...

My wife doesn't care what I do when I'm away, as long as I don't...

My wife doesn't care what I do when I'm away, as long as I don't...

I have an orthopedic pillow that's made out of a sponge material. I have a...

I have an orthopedic pillow that's made out of a sponge material. I have a...

Somewhere along the line I'll be recognized as one of the top players in the...

Somewhere along the line I'll be recognized as one of the top players in the...

One of the nice things about the Senior Tour is that we can take a...

One of the nice things about the Senior Tour is that we can take a...

I still sweat. My guts are still grinding out there. Sometimes I have enough cotton...

I still sweat. My guts are still grinding out there. Sometimes I have enough cotton...

I met Jesse Owens once. He was a remarkable individual, and I have tremendous respect...

I met Jesse Owens once. He was a remarkable individual, and I have tremendous respect...