They afterwards took me to a dancing saloon where I saw the only rational method of art criticism I have ever come across. Over the piano was printed a notice- 'Please do not shoot the pianist. He is doing his…

Quote by Oscar Wilde

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I sometimes think that God in creating man somewhat overestimated his ability.

I sometimes think that God in creating man somewhat overestimated his ability.

The world has grown suspicious of anything that looks like a happily married life.

The world has grown suspicious of anything that looks like a happily married life.

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I...

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I...

There is nothing so difficult to marry as a large nose.

There is nothing so difficult to marry as a large nose.

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a...

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a...

A gentleman is one who never hurts anyone's feelings unintentionally.

A gentleman is one who never hurts anyone's feelings unintentionally.

Anybody can be good in the country. There are no temptations there.

Anybody can be good in the country. There are no temptations there.

The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything.

The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything.

It is only the modern that ever becomes old-fashioned.

It is only the modern that ever becomes old-fashioned.

As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she...

As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she...

Young people, nowadays, imagine that money is everything, and when they grow older, they know...

Young people, nowadays, imagine that money is everything, and when they grow older, they know...

It is the confession, not the priest, that gives us absolution

It is the confession, not the priest, that gives us absolution

I suppose society is wonderfully delightful. To be in it is merely a bore. But...

I suppose society is wonderfully delightful. To be in it is merely a bore. But...

Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone else's opinions, their lives a mimicry,...

Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone else's opinions, their lives a mimicry,...

Everything will change. The only question is growing up or decaying.

Everything will change. The only question is growing up or decaying.

Young people, nowadays, imagine that money is everything, and when they grow older, they know...

Young people, nowadays, imagine that money is everything, and when they grow older, they know...

Indeed, in many respects she was quite English and was an excellent example of the...

Indeed, in many respects she was quite English and was an excellent example of the...

In all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane.

In all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane.

Middle age is when your broad mind and narrow waist begin to change places.

Middle age is when your broad mind and narrow waist begin to change places.

Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build bridges even when there are...

Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build bridges even when there are...

In all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane.

In all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane.

And it's my opinion, and that's only my opinion, you are a lunatic. Just because...

And it's my opinion, and that's only my opinion, you are a lunatic. Just because...