There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex.

Quote by Billy Joel

Topics: Sex Quotes

We are living in a time when American popular music is finally being recognized as...

We are living in a time when American popular music is finally being recognized as...

We would all go down... together...

We would all go down... together...

I don't know why people thought I was retiring.

I don't know why people thought I was retiring.

I'd rather laugh in bed than do it. If I went to a lady of...

I'd rather laugh in bed than do it. If I went to a lady of...

Don't wait for answers... Just take your chances! Don't ask me why.

Don't wait for answers... Just take your chances! Don't ask me why.

Musicians now find themselves in the unlikely position of being legitimate. At least the IRS...

Musicians now find themselves in the unlikely position of being legitimate. At least the IRS...

I did write a letter to the archdiocese who'd banned the song, Only the Good...

I did write a letter to the archdiocese who'd banned the song, Only the Good...

Most people are satisfied with the junk food being sold as music.

Most people are satisfied with the junk food being sold as music.

They say there's a heaven for those who will wait. Some say it's better, but...

They say there's a heaven for those who will wait. Some say it's better, but...

You better believe there will be times in your life when you'll be feeling like...

You better believe there will be times in your life when you'll be feeling like...

Musicians want to be the loud voice for so many quiet hearts.

Musicians want to be the loud voice for so many quiet hearts.

As human beings, we need to know that we are not alone, that we are...

As human beings, we need to know that we are not alone, that we are...

They say there's a heaven for those who will wait. Some say it's better, but...

They say there's a heaven for those who will wait. Some say it's better, but...

I would not leave you in your times of trouble. We never could have come...

I would not leave you in your times of trouble. We never could have come...

I am, as I've said, merely competent. But in an age of incompetence, that makes...

I am, as I've said, merely competent. But in an age of incompetence, that makes...

More than art, more than literature, music is universally accessible.

More than art, more than literature, music is universally accessible.

The good ole days weren't always good, and tomorrow ain't as bad as it seems.

The good ole days weren't always good, and tomorrow ain't as bad as it seems.

You've got your passion. You've got your pride. But don't you know that only fools...

You've got your passion. You've got your pride. But don't you know that only fools...

The universe is not required to be in perfect harmony with human ambition.

The universe is not required to be in perfect harmony with human ambition.

To be happy at home is the ultimate result of all ambition.

To be happy at home is the ultimate result of all ambition.