There's many witty men whose brains can't fill their bellies.

Quote by Benjamin Franklin

Topics: Witty Quotes

Applause waits on success.

Applause waits on success.

There is no kind of dishonesty into which otherwise good people more easily and frequently...

There is no kind of dishonesty into which otherwise good people more easily and frequently...

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

There are two ways of being happy: We must either diminish our wants or augment...

There are two ways of being happy: We must either diminish our wants or augment...

Where there is marriage without love, there will be love without marriage.

Where there is marriage without love, there will be love without marriage.

There are three great friends: an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.

There are three great friends: an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.

One today is worth two tomorrows.

One today is worth two tomorrows.

I saw few die of hunger; of eating, a hundred thousand.

I saw few die of hunger; of eating, a hundred thousand.

Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will...

Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will...

They that will not be counseled, cannot be helped. If you do not hear reason...

They that will not be counseled, cannot be helped. If you do not hear reason...

The best time to make friends is before you need them. Ether Barrymore

The best time to make friends is before you need them. Ether Barrymore

Who is wise? He that learns from everyone. Who is powerful? He that governs his...

Who is wise? He that learns from everyone. Who is powerful? He that governs his...

Keep thy shop, and thy shop will keep thee.

Keep thy shop, and thy shop will keep thee.

Energy and persistence conquer all things.

Energy and persistence conquer all things.

I hope... that mankind will at length, as they call themselves reasonable creatures, have reason...

I hope... that mankind will at length, as they call themselves reasonable creatures, have reason...

Our necessities never equal our wants.

Our necessities never equal our wants.

The human brain is like a railroad freight car -- guaranteed to have a certain...

The human brain is like a railroad freight car -- guaranteed to have a certain...

Again, He that sells upon Credit, asks a Price for what he sells, equivalent to...

Again, He that sells upon Credit, asks a Price for what he sells, equivalent to...

Nothing is more elegant than ready money!.

Nothing is more elegant than ready money!.

Congress, the press, and the bureaucracy too often focus on how much money or effort...

Congress, the press, and the bureaucracy too often focus on how much money or effort...