There's many witty men whose brains can't fill their bellies.

Quote by Benjamin Franklin

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Content makes poor men rich; discontent makes rich men poor.

Content makes poor men rich; discontent makes rich men poor.

Most fools think they are only ignorant.

Most fools think they are only ignorant.

He that's secure is not safe.

He that's secure is not safe.

There will be sleeping enough in the grave

There will be sleeping enough in the grave

They that will not be counseled, cannot be helped. If you do not hear reason...

They that will not be counseled, cannot be helped. If you do not hear reason...

Hope of gain lessens pain.

Hope of gain lessens pain.

As we must account for every idle word, so must we account for every idle...

As we must account for every idle word, so must we account for every idle...

Remember not only to say the right thing in the right place, but far more...

Remember not only to say the right thing in the right place, but far more...

Happiness depends more on the inward disposition of mind than on outward circumstances.

Happiness depends more on the inward disposition of mind than on outward circumstances.

An investment in knowledge always pays the best interest

An investment in knowledge always pays the best interest

Rather go to bed with out dinner than to rise in debt.

Rather go to bed with out dinner than to rise in debt.

I think vital religion has always suffered when orthodoxy is more regarded than virtue. The...

I think vital religion has always suffered when orthodoxy is more regarded than virtue. The...

It is easier to prevent bad habits than to break them.

It is easier to prevent bad habits than to break them.

God heals, and the Doctor takes the Fees

God heals, and the Doctor takes the Fees

Tricks and treachery are the practice of fools, that don't have brains enough to be...

Tricks and treachery are the practice of fools, that don't have brains enough to be...

Poverty often deprives a man of all spirit and virtue; it is hard for an...

Poverty often deprives a man of all spirit and virtue; it is hard for an...

If you'd lose a troublesome Visitor, lend him Money.

If you'd lose a troublesome Visitor, lend him Money.

I saw few die of hunger; of eating, a hundred thousand.

I saw few die of hunger; of eating, a hundred thousand.

Hide not your talents. They for use were made. What's a sundial in the shade?

Hide not your talents. They for use were made. What's a sundial in the shade?

If you would have a faithful servant, and one that you like, serve yourself.

If you would have a faithful servant, and one that you like, serve yourself.