There are two things in life for which we are never truly prepared: twins.
Quote by Josh Billings
Josh Billings Quotes
When a young man begins to go down hill everything seems to be greased for...
There is no greater evidence of superior intelligence than to be surprised at nothing.
It is better to know nothing than to know what ain't so.
We hate those who will not take our advice and despise those who do.
Don't ever prophesy; for if you prophesy wrong, nobody will forget it; and if you...
Life is short, but it's long enough to ruin any man who wants to be...
It is a very delicate job to forgive a man, without lowering him in his...
It's not only the most difficult thing to know one's self, but the most inconvenient.
Knowledge is like money: the more one gets, the more one craves.
One of the greatest victories you can gain over someone is to beat him at...
Poverty is the step-mother of genius
The best time for you to hold your tongue is the time you feel you...
Contentment is a kind of moral laziness; if thare want ennything but contentment in his...
Man was created a little lower than the angels and has bin getting a little...
About the most originality that any writer can hope to achieve honestly is to steal...
Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well.
Economy is a savings-bank, into which men drop pennies, and get dollars in return.
My advice to those who are about to begin, in earnest, the journey of life,...
I don't think anyone can give you advice when you've got a broken heart.
Broken heart again. Another lesson learned. Better know your friends. Or you will get burned.