There are 4 kinds of Homicide: felonious, excusable, justifiable, and praiseworthy.
Quote by Ambrose Bierce
Bore: a person who talks when you wish him to listen.
Fidelity - a virtue peculiar to those who are about to be betrayed.
Enthusiasm - a distemper of youth, curable by small doses of repentance in connection with...
Immortality: A toy which people cry for, And on their knees apply for, Dispute, contend...
ADVICE, n. The smallest current coin. The man was in such deep distress, Said Tom,...
Revolution, n. In politics, an abrupt change in the form of misgovernment.
Absence blots people out. We really have no absent friends.
Politeness is the most acceptable hypocrisy
It was one of those perfect English autumnal days which occur more frequently in memory...
I believe we shall come to care about people less and less. The more people...
Abscond - to move in a mysterious way, commonly with the property of another.
Litigation: A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as...
All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher.
ALLIANCE, n. In international politics, the union of two thieves who have their hands so...
Genius - to know without having learned; to draw just conclusions from unknown premises; to...
Belladonna, n.: In Italian a beautiful lady; in English a deadly poison. A striking example...
FORMA PAUPERIS. [Latin] In the character of a poor person --a method by which a...
Beauty, n: the power by which a woman charms a lover and terrifies a husband.
The covers of this book are too far apart.
Liberty: One of Imagination's most precious possessions.