The feller that brags about how cheap he heats his home always sees the first...
Classical music is the kind that we keep hoping will turn into a tune.
The worst feature of a new baby is its mothers singing.
Some folks can look so busy doing ' that they seem indispensable
After a fellow gets famous it doesn't take long for someone to bob up that...
After a feller gits famous it don't take long fer some one t' bob up...
He was a power politically for years, but he never got prominent enough t'have his...
We'd all like t'vote for th' best man, but he's never a candidate
It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both...