The way you can go to Paris or Beijing and everywhere there's a McDonald's hamburger, this is the ecological quivalent of franchised life-forms. Every place is the same place. Kudzu. Zebra Mussels. Water Hyacinths. Starlings. Burger Kings. The local natives,…

Quote by Chuck Palahniuk

Topics: Earth Quotes

I don't care what they do with my book so long as the flippin check...

I don't care what they do with my book so long as the flippin check...

Only in death will we have our own names since only in death are we...

Only in death will we have our own names since only in death are we...

When we don't know who to hate, we hate ourselves.

When we don't know who to hate, we hate ourselves.

I admire addicts. In a world where everybody is waiting for some bline, random disaster,...

I admire addicts. In a world where everybody is waiting for some bline, random disaster,...

Give me rampant intellectualism as a coping mechanism.

Give me rampant intellectualism as a coping mechanism.

When nobody will look at you, you can stare a hole in them. Picking out...

When nobody will look at you, you can stare a hole in them. Picking out...

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you back when...

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you back when...

You spend your entire life becoming God and then you die.

You spend your entire life becoming God and then you die.

If death meant just leaving the stage long enough to change costume and come back...

If death meant just leaving the stage long enough to change costume and come back...

Our culture has made us all the same. No one is truly white or black...

Our culture has made us all the same. No one is truly white or black...

Maybe humans are just the pet alligators that God flushed down the toilet.

Maybe humans are just the pet alligators that God flushed down the toilet.

A minute of perfection was worth the effort. A moment was the most you could...

A minute of perfection was worth the effort. A moment was the most you could...

Still, with a plan, you only get the best you can imagine. I'd always hoped...

Still, with a plan, you only get the best you can imagine. I'd always hoped...

A girl calls and asks, Does it hurt very much to die? Well, sweetheart, I...

A girl calls and asks, Does it hurt very much to die? Well, sweetheart, I...

You are not a beautiful, unique snowflake... This is your life, and it's ending one...

You are not a beautiful, unique snowflake... This is your life, and it's ending one...

I used to work in a funeral home to feel good about myself, just the...

I used to work in a funeral home to feel good about myself, just the...

Recycling and speed limits are bullshit, they're like someone who quits smoking on his deathbed.

Recycling and speed limits are bullshit, they're like someone who quits smoking on his deathbed.

Your heart is my pinata.

Your heart is my pinata.

We really have to understand the person we want to love. If our love is...

We really have to understand the person we want to love. If our love is...

Friendship, love, health, energy, enthusiasm, and joy are the things that make life worth living...

Friendship, love, health, energy, enthusiasm, and joy are the things that make life worth living...