Don't trust anyone who has been in school for the past 24 consecutive years.

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When shooting in the dark, it is a good idea to use a machine gun.

When shooting in the dark, it is a good idea to use a machine gun.

Never underestimate the power of a simple tool.

Never underestimate the power of a simple tool.

The difference between being able to understand something and inventing it in the first place......

The difference between being able to understand something and inventing it in the first place......

Nothing surpasses the beauty and elegance of a bad idea.

Nothing surpasses the beauty and elegance of a bad idea.

Time is a resource whose supply is inversely proportional to its demand.

Time is a resource whose supply is inversely proportional to its demand.

When trying to locate something, search your mind first.

When trying to locate something, search your mind first.

It's funny how social activists usually protest against the only things that have a credible...

It's funny how social activists usually protest against the only things that have a credible...

The world is real. Consciousness is the illusion.

The world is real. Consciousness is the illusion.

If the shoe fits, it is probably worn out.

If the shoe fits, it is probably worn out.

The entire universe is working against me. I can't believe the entire universe could be...

The entire universe is working against me. I can't believe the entire universe could be...

Supermarket automatic doors open for me; therefore, I am.

Supermarket automatic doors open for me; therefore, I am.

Things always look better when you haven't seen them.

Things always look better when you haven't seen them.

When anarchy is declared, the first thing we do, let's kill all the anarchists.

When anarchy is declared, the first thing we do, let's kill all the anarchists.

I think; therefore, I am the center of the universe.

I think; therefore, I am the center of the universe.

Never question the relevance of truth, but always question the truth of relevance.

Never question the relevance of truth, but always question the truth of relevance.

From each according to his ability, to each according to his ability.

From each according to his ability, to each according to his ability.

'Programming' is a four-letter word.

'Programming' is a four-letter word.

Something is always simple until you try it.

Something is always simple until you try it.

You usually have to wait for that which is worth waiting for.

You usually have to wait for that which is worth waiting for.

It's easy to idealize someone that you don't know.

It's easy to idealize someone that you don't know.