The test of a real comedian is whether you laugh at him before he opens his mouth.
Quote by George Jean Nathan
George Jean Nathan Quotes
I drink to make other people interesting.
A man admires a woman not for what she says, but what she listens to.
Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.
Criticism is the windows and chandeliers of art: it illuminates the enveloping darkness in which...
Common sense, in so far as it exists, is all for the bourgeoisie. Nonsense is...
What passes for woman's intuition is often nothing more than man's transparency.
Love is an emotion experienced by the many and enjoyed by the few.
I have yet to find a man worth his salt in any direction who did...
Politics is the diversion of trivial men who, when they succeed at it, become important...
Bad officials are the ones elected by good citizens who do not vote.
I only drink to make other people seem interesting.
A man's wife is his compromise with the illusion of his first sweetheart.
The path of sound credence is through the thick forest of skepticism.
An optimist is a fellow who believes a housefly is looking for a way to...
A man's wife is his compromise with the illusion of his first sweetheart
A man reserves his true and deepest love not for the species of woman in...
Patriotism is often an arbitrary veneration of real estate above principles.
To speak of morals in art is to speak of legislature in sex. Art is...
No man can think clearly when his fists are clenched.
An actor without a playwright is like a hole without a doughnut.