Whenever a man encounters a woman in a mood he doesn't understand, he wants to know if she's tired.

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Bad officials are the ones elected by good citizens who do not vote.

Bad officials are the ones elected by good citizens who do not vote.

An actor without a playwright is like a hole without a doughnut.

An actor without a playwright is like a hole without a doughnut.

A life spent in constant labor is a life wasted, save a man be such...

A life spent in constant labor is a life wasted, save a man be such...

Love demands infinitely less than friendship.

Love demands infinitely less than friendship.

Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.

Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.

I drink to make other people interesting.

I drink to make other people interesting.

The test of a real comedian is whether you laugh at him before he opens...

The test of a real comedian is whether you laugh at him before he opens...

It is also said of me that I now and then contradict myself. Yes, I...

It is also said of me that I now and then contradict myself. Yes, I...

A man admires a woman not for what she says, but what she listens to.

A man admires a woman not for what she says, but what she listens to.

Love demands infinitely less than friendship.

Love demands infinitely less than friendship.

No man can think clearly when his fists are clenched.

No man can think clearly when his fists are clenched.

Love is the emotion that a woman feels always for a poodle dog and sometimes...

Love is the emotion that a woman feels always for a poodle dog and sometimes...

I only drink to make other people seem interesting.

I only drink to make other people seem interesting.

Criticism is the windows and chandeliers of art: it illuminates the enveloping darkness in which...

Criticism is the windows and chandeliers of art: it illuminates the enveloping darkness in which...

Patriotism is often an arbitrary veneration of real estate above principles.

Patriotism is often an arbitrary veneration of real estate above principles.

No man thinks clearly when his fists are clenched.

No man thinks clearly when his fists are clenched.

Criticism is the art of appraising others at one's own value.

Criticism is the art of appraising others at one's own value.

To speak of morals in art is to speak of legislature in sex. Art is...

To speak of morals in art is to speak of legislature in sex. Art is...

Beauty makes idiots sad and wise men merry.

Beauty makes idiots sad and wise men merry.

So long as there is one pretty girl left on the stage, the professional undertakers...

So long as there is one pretty girl left on the stage, the professional undertakers...