I only drink to make other people seem interesting.
Quote by George Jean Nathan
I know many married men, I even know a few happily married men, but I...
Patriotism is often an arbitrary veneration of real estate above principles.
Beauty makes idiots sad and wise men merry.
A man admires a woman not for what she says, but what she listens to.
Common sense, in so far as it exists, is all for the bourgeoisie. Nonsense is...
No man thinks clearly when his fists are clenched.
Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.
I have yet to find a man worth his salt in any direction who did...
An optimist is a fellow who believes a housefly is looking for a way to...
An actor without a playwright is like a hole without a doughnut.
Criticism is the windows and chandeliers of art: it illuminates the enveloping darkness in which...
Love is an emotion experienced by the many and enjoyed by the few.
Women, as they grow older, rely more and more on cosmetics. Men, as they grow...
Criticism is the art of appraising others at one's own value.
What passes for woman's intuition is often nothing more than man's transparency.
A life spent in constant labor is a life wasted, save a man be such...
Politics is the diversion of trivial men who, when they succeed at it, become important...
Great art is as irrational as great music. It is mad with its own loveliness.
There is no surer method of evading the world than by following Art and no...
Very few people possess true artistic ability. It is therefore both unseemly and unproductive to...