I only drink to make other people seem interesting.

Quote by George Jean Nathan

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Great art is as irrational as great music. It is mad with its own loveliness.

Great art is as irrational as great music. It is mad with its own loveliness.

The test of a real comedian is whether you laugh at him before he opens...

The test of a real comedian is whether you laugh at him before he opens...

A life spent in constant labor is a life wasted, save a man be such...

A life spent in constant labor is a life wasted, save a man be such...

Patriotism is often an arbitrary veneration of real estate above principles.

Patriotism is often an arbitrary veneration of real estate above principles.

To speak of morals in art is to speak of legislature in sex. Art is...

To speak of morals in art is to speak of legislature in sex. Art is...

No man can think clearly when his fists are clenched.

No man can think clearly when his fists are clenched.

I know many married men, I even know a few happily married men, but I...

I know many married men, I even know a few happily married men, but I...

Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.

Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.

A man's wife is his compromise with the illusion of his first sweetheart

A man's wife is his compromise with the illusion of his first sweetheart

Love is the emotion that a woman feels always for a poodle dog and sometimes...

Love is the emotion that a woman feels always for a poodle dog and sometimes...

Whenever a man encounters a woman in a mood he doesn't understand, he wants to...

Whenever a man encounters a woman in a mood he doesn't understand, he wants to...

What passes for woman's intuition is often nothing more than man's transparency.

What passes for woman's intuition is often nothing more than man's transparency.

Common sense, in so far as it exists, is all for the bourgeoisie. Nonsense is...

Common sense, in so far as it exists, is all for the bourgeoisie. Nonsense is...

The path of sound credence is through the thick forest of skepticism.

The path of sound credence is through the thick forest of skepticism.

Criticism is the art of appraising others at one's own value.

Criticism is the art of appraising others at one's own value.

A man admires a woman not for what she says, but what she listens to.

A man admires a woman not for what she says, but what she listens to.

Beauty makes idiots sad and wise men merry.

Beauty makes idiots sad and wise men merry.

Patriotism is often an arbitrary veneration of real estate above principles.

Patriotism is often an arbitrary veneration of real estate above principles.

So long as there is one pretty girl left on the stage, the professional undertakers...

So long as there is one pretty girl left on the stage, the professional undertakers...

I have yet to find a man worth his salt in any direction who did...

I have yet to find a man worth his salt in any direction who did...