The surest way to hit a woman's heart is to take aim kneeling.

Quote by Douglas Jerrold

Topics: Heart Quotes, Men And Women Quotes, Women Quotes

Treason is like diamonds; there is nothing to be made by the small trader

Treason is like diamonds; there is nothing to be made by the small trader

A coquette is like a recruiting sergeant, always on the lookout for fresh victims.

A coquette is like a recruiting sergeant, always on the lookout for fresh victims.

The surest way to hit a woman's heart is to take aim kneeling.

The surest way to hit a woman's heart is to take aim kneeling.

Love's like the measles, all the worse when it comes late in life.

Love's like the measles, all the worse when it comes late in life.

What would women do if they could not cry? What poor, defenseless creatures they would...

What would women do if they could not cry? What poor, defenseless creatures they would...

Troubles are like babies - they only grow by nursing

Troubles are like babies - they only grow by nursing

He who owns the soil, owns up to the sky.

He who owns the soil, owns up to the sky.

We love peace, but not peace at any price. There is a peace more destructive...

We love peace, but not peace at any price. There is a peace more destructive...

A conservative is a man who will not look at the new moon out of...

A conservative is a man who will not look at the new moon out of...

Earth is here so kind [Australia], that just tickle her with a hoe and she...

Earth is here so kind [Australia], that just tickle her with a hoe and she...

My husband does not like me to give interviews because I say too much. No...

My husband does not like me to give interviews because I say too much. No...

The impulse of the American woman to geld her husband and castrate her sons is...

The impulse of the American woman to geld her husband and castrate her sons is...

A husband is what's left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.

A husband is what's left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.

A lover may be a shadowy creature, but husbands are made of flesh and blood.

A lover may be a shadowy creature, but husbands are made of flesh and blood.

Likewise, ye husbands, dwell with them according to knowledge, giving honour unto the wife, as...

Likewise, ye husbands, dwell with them according to knowledge, giving honour unto the wife, as...

The only time that most women give their orating husbands undivided attention is when the...

The only time that most women give their orating husbands undivided attention is when the...

No, I don't understand my husband's theory of relativity, but I know my husband, and...

No, I don't understand my husband's theory of relativity, but I know my husband, and...

But all husbands are geese, though our pride it may shock, From the first 'twas...

But all husbands are geese, though our pride it may shock, From the first 'twas...

Married men make the best husbands

Married men make the best husbands

It is easier to be a lover than a husband for the simple reason that...

It is easier to be a lover than a husband for the simple reason that...

All that a husband or wife really wants is to be pitied a little, praised...

All that a husband or wife really wants is to be pitied a little, praised...

Words used carelessly, as if they did not matter in any serious way, often allowed...

Words used carelessly, as if they did not matter in any serious way, often allowed...