The surest way to hit a woman's heart is to take aim kneeling.

Quote by Douglas Jerrold

Topics: Heart Quotes, Men And Women Quotes, Women Quotes

The surest way to hit a woman's heart is to take aim kneeling.

The surest way to hit a woman's heart is to take aim kneeling.

A coquette is like a recruiting sergeant, always on the lookout for fresh victims.

A coquette is like a recruiting sergeant, always on the lookout for fresh victims.

What would women do if they could not cry? What poor, defenseless creatures they would...

What would women do if they could not cry? What poor, defenseless creatures they would...

Troubles are like babies - they only grow by nursing

Troubles are like babies - they only grow by nursing

A conservative is a man who will not look at the new moon out of...

A conservative is a man who will not look at the new moon out of...

Love's like the measles, all the worse when it comes late in life.

Love's like the measles, all the worse when it comes late in life.

Earth is here so kind [Australia], that just tickle her with a hoe and she...

Earth is here so kind [Australia], that just tickle her with a hoe and she...

Treason is like diamonds; there is nothing to be made by the small trader

Treason is like diamonds; there is nothing to be made by the small trader

He who owns the soil, owns up to the sky.

He who owns the soil, owns up to the sky.

We love peace, but not peace at any price. There is a peace more destructive...

We love peace, but not peace at any price. There is a peace more destructive...

Husbands are like fires - they go out when they're left unattended.

Husbands are like fires - they go out when they're left unattended.

My husband does not like me to give interviews because I say too much. No...

My husband does not like me to give interviews because I say too much. No...

I know of no pursuit in which more real and important services can be rendered...

I know of no pursuit in which more real and important services can be rendered...

The impulse of the American woman to geld her husband and castrate her sons is...

The impulse of the American woman to geld her husband and castrate her sons is...

A lover may be a shadowy creature, but husbands are made of flesh and blood.

A lover may be a shadowy creature, but husbands are made of flesh and blood.

Sometimes I think [my husband] is so amazing that I don't know why he's with...

Sometimes I think [my husband] is so amazing that I don't know why he's with...

The only time that most women give their orating husbands undivided attention is when the...

The only time that most women give their orating husbands undivided attention is when the...

God, give me a rich husband though he be an ass

God, give me a rich husband though he be an ass

I know of no pursuit in which more real and important services can be rendered...

I know of no pursuit in which more real and important services can be rendered...

Of all the husbands on the earth, The sailor has the finest berth, For in...

Of all the husbands on the earth, The sailor has the finest berth, For in...

An obedient wife commands her husband

An obedient wife commands her husband

Elves are wonderful. They provoke wonder. Elves are marvellous. They cause marvels. Elves are fantastic....

Elves are wonderful. They provoke wonder. Elves are marvellous. They cause marvels. Elves are fantastic....