The secret to humor is surprise.

Quote by Aristotle

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Men regard it as their right to return evil for evil and, if they cannot,...

Men regard it as their right to return evil for evil and, if they cannot,...

The secret to humor is surprise.

The secret to humor is surprise.

Wicked men obey out of fear; good men, out of love.

Wicked men obey out of fear; good men, out of love.

Of all the varieties of virtues, liberalism is the most beloved.

Of all the varieties of virtues, liberalism is the most beloved.

Happiness is a sort of action.

Happiness is a sort of action.

The young are permanently in a state resembling intoxication.

The young are permanently in a state resembling intoxication.

Good has two meanings: it means that which is good absolutely and that which is...

Good has two meanings: it means that which is good absolutely and that which is...

Plato is dear to me, but dearer still is truth.

Plato is dear to me, but dearer still is truth.

Wit is educated insolence.

Wit is educated insolence.

Happiness depends upon ourselves.

Happiness depends upon ourselves.

To die will be an awfully big adventure.

To die will be an awfully big adventure.

The appropriate age for marriage is around eighteen for girls and thirty-seven for men.

The appropriate age for marriage is around eighteen for girls and thirty-seven for men.

The whole is more than the sum of its parts.

The whole is more than the sum of its parts.

What is a friend? A single soul dwelling in two bodies.

What is a friend? A single soul dwelling in two bodies.

The ultimate value of life depends upon awareness and the power of contemplation rather than...

The ultimate value of life depends upon awareness and the power of contemplation rather than...

The aim of the wise is not to secure pleasure, but to avoid pain.

The aim of the wise is not to secure pleasure, but to avoid pain.

All men by nature desire knowledge.

All men by nature desire knowledge.

The wise man does not expose himself needlessly to danger, since there are few things...

The wise man does not expose himself needlessly to danger, since there are few things...

You may admire a girl's curves on the first introduction, but the second meeting shows...

You may admire a girl's curves on the first introduction, but the second meeting shows...

To our shame a woman is never so much attached to us as when we...

To our shame a woman is never so much attached to us as when we...