The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it.

Quote by Jackie Gleason

Topics: Dieting Quotes

Thin people are beautiful, but fat people are adorable.

Thin people are beautiful, but fat people are adorable.

The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second...

The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second...

How sweet it is!

How sweet it is!

Our dreams are firsthand creations, rather than residues of waking life. We have the capacity...

Our dreams are firsthand creations, rather than residues of waking life. We have the capacity...

Your clubs.

If you have it and you know you have it, then you have it. If...

If you have it and you know you have it, then you have it. If...

I only made $200 a week and I had to buy my own bullets.

I only made $200 a week and I had to buy my own bullets.

Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you.

Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you.

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days...

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days...

Childhood obesity is best tackled at home through improved parental involvement, increased physical exercise, better...

Childhood obesity is best tackled at home through improved parental involvement, increased physical exercise, better...

I don't believe in depriving myself of any food or being imprisoned by a diet.

I don't believe in depriving myself of any food or being imprisoned by a diet.

An optimist is a person who starts a new diet on Thanksgiving Day.

An optimist is a person who starts a new diet on Thanksgiving Day.

A boxer's diet should be low in fat and high in proteins and sugar. Therefore...

A boxer's diet should be low in fat and high in proteins and sugar. Therefore...

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you...

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you...

I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is fourteen days.

I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is fourteen days.

77% of girls think they're ugly. 50% of girls think they're fat. 100% of society...

77% of girls think they're ugly. 50% of girls think they're fat. 100% of society...

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin...

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin...

Dieting is the only game where you win when you lose!

Dieting is the only game where you win when you lose!

I am not qualified to talk about the diet. Simply because I am not a...

I am not qualified to talk about the diet. Simply because I am not a...

Our society's strong emphasis on dieting and self-image can sometimes lead to eating disorders. We...

Our society's strong emphasis on dieting and self-image can sometimes lead to eating disorders. We...