The reason I used a name was because I was a nurse at the time, and I didn't want my name in Timeout and people from working coming along and taking the piss.

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Over the years I attempted to make my style a bit more relaxed 'cause the...

Over the years I attempted to make my style a bit more relaxed 'cause the...

So, my style has hopefully changed over the years and it is more relaxed, and...

So, my style has hopefully changed over the years and it is more relaxed, and...

I made a supreme effort not to do that thing that parents do, which is...

I made a supreme effort not to do that thing that parents do, which is...

Again, with two small children it's incredibly hard to commit yourself to anything because you're...

Again, with two small children it's incredibly hard to commit yourself to anything because you're...

People say you should read your criticism because it will make you a better person...

People say you should read your criticism because it will make you a better person...

With two small children, I haven't had a wash since 2001 so the chance to...

With two small children, I haven't had a wash since 2001 so the chance to...

I had always fancied a go at the comedy and when it started to go...

I had always fancied a go at the comedy and when it started to go...

Who do I like? I am a big fan of French and Saunders - not...

Who do I like? I am a big fan of French and Saunders - not...

It's a video release as well so I have to be perfectly honest and go,...

It's a video release as well so I have to be perfectly honest and go,...

The thing I thought about doing it was it's Comic Relief and you've got to...

The thing I thought about doing it was it's Comic Relief and you've got to...

Anything is good if it's made of chocolate.

Anything is good if it's made of chocolate.

It's inevitable that if you do okay on something like that you don't just annoy...

It's inevitable that if you do okay on something like that you don't just annoy...

I find it difficult to judge myself, but people say that I have become a...

I find it difficult to judge myself, but people say that I have become a...

I just don't like travelling very much.

I just don't like travelling very much.

I'm sure some cynical people would point to that as the main reason for doing...

I'm sure some cynical people would point to that as the main reason for doing...

I was really, because I thought it was extremely excruciating when I watched a tape...

I was really, because I thought it was extremely excruciating when I watched a tape...

One of the guys that used to run it - for some reason I've no...

One of the guys that used to run it - for some reason I've no...

I don't know if we will ever try again because those sort of things are...

I don't know if we will ever try again because those sort of things are...

So, I kind of rather was hoping that people thought it would have a nice...

So, I kind of rather was hoping that people thought it would have a nice...

By crying on my bed, drinking quite a lot and feeling tempted by drugs. Well,...

By crying on my bed, drinking quite a lot and feeling tempted by drugs. Well,...