By crying on my bed, drinking quite a lot and feeling tempted by drugs. Well, just not reading it to be perfectly honest with you. I know it's a bit of a copout.

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I wouldn't say I was organised at all. I just have to prioritise. Is it...

I wouldn't say I was organised at all. I just have to prioritise. Is it...

I just don't like travelling very much.

I just don't like travelling very much.

I find it difficult to judge myself, but people say that I have become a...

I find it difficult to judge myself, but people say that I have become a...

Again, with two small children it's incredibly hard to commit yourself to anything because you're...

Again, with two small children it's incredibly hard to commit yourself to anything because you're...

I'm sure some cynical people would point to that as the main reason for doing...

I'm sure some cynical people would point to that as the main reason for doing...

I think there's a far more general audience now because I've done more populist stuff...

I think there's a far more general audience now because I've done more populist stuff...

It's got too much hard work slapping them and telling them to shut up.

It's got too much hard work slapping them and telling them to shut up.

Who do I like? I am a big fan of French and Saunders - not...

Who do I like? I am a big fan of French and Saunders - not...

So, I kind of rather was hoping that people thought it would have a nice...

So, I kind of rather was hoping that people thought it would have a nice...

I don't know if we will ever try again because those sort of things are...

I don't know if we will ever try again because those sort of things are...

Over the years I attempted to make my style a bit more relaxed 'cause the...

Over the years I attempted to make my style a bit more relaxed 'cause the...

So, my style has hopefully changed over the years and it is more relaxed, and...

So, my style has hopefully changed over the years and it is more relaxed, and...

I made a supreme effort not to do that thing that parents do, which is...

I made a supreme effort not to do that thing that parents do, which is...

What they did was to make a pilot and it may well go to series...

What they did was to make a pilot and it may well go to series...

People say you should read your criticism because it will make you a better person...

People say you should read your criticism because it will make you a better person...

One of the guys that used to run it - for some reason I've no...

One of the guys that used to run it - for some reason I've no...

It's inevitable that if you do okay on something like that you don't just annoy...

It's inevitable that if you do okay on something like that you don't just annoy...

It's a video release as well so I have to be perfectly honest and go,...

It's a video release as well so I have to be perfectly honest and go,...

The thing I thought about doing it was it's Comic Relief and you've got to...

The thing I thought about doing it was it's Comic Relief and you've got to...

I had always fancied a go at the comedy and when it started to go...

I had always fancied a go at the comedy and when it started to go...