I wouldn't say I was organised at all. I just have to prioritise. Is it more important for them to be organised, or to have their dinner, do you know what I mean?

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Again, with two small children it's incredibly hard to commit yourself to anything because you're...

Again, with two small children it's incredibly hard to commit yourself to anything because you're...

I don't know really, it doesn't feel like it has changed to me but I...

I don't know really, it doesn't feel like it has changed to me but I...

So, I kind of rather was hoping that people thought it would have a nice...

So, I kind of rather was hoping that people thought it would have a nice...

I just don't like travelling very much.

I just don't like travelling very much.

The reason I used a name was because I was a nurse at the time,...

The reason I used a name was because I was a nurse at the time,...

The thing I thought about doing it was it's Comic Relief and you've got to...

The thing I thought about doing it was it's Comic Relief and you've got to...

One of the guys that used to run it - for some reason I've no...

One of the guys that used to run it - for some reason I've no...

It's inevitable that if you do okay on something like that you don't just annoy...

It's inevitable that if you do okay on something like that you don't just annoy...

Anything is good if it's made of chocolate.

Anything is good if it's made of chocolate.

With two small children, I haven't had a wash since 2001 so the chance to...

With two small children, I haven't had a wash since 2001 so the chance to...

I don't know if we will ever try again because those sort of things are...

I don't know if we will ever try again because those sort of things are...

I made a supreme effort not to do that thing that parents do, which is...

I made a supreme effort not to do that thing that parents do, which is...

Who do I like? I am a big fan of French and Saunders - not...

Who do I like? I am a big fan of French and Saunders - not...

By crying on my bed, drinking quite a lot and feeling tempted by drugs. Well,...

By crying on my bed, drinking quite a lot and feeling tempted by drugs. Well,...

I had always fancied a go at the comedy and when it started to go...

I had always fancied a go at the comedy and when it started to go...

I think there's a far more general audience now because I've done more populist stuff...

I think there's a far more general audience now because I've done more populist stuff...

It's a video release as well so I have to be perfectly honest and go,...

It's a video release as well so I have to be perfectly honest and go,...

I was really, because I thought it was extremely excruciating when I watched a tape...

I was really, because I thought it was extremely excruciating when I watched a tape...

So, my style has hopefully changed over the years and it is more relaxed, and...

So, my style has hopefully changed over the years and it is more relaxed, and...

I'm sure some cynical people would point to that as the main reason for doing...

I'm sure some cynical people would point to that as the main reason for doing...