I wouldn't say I was organised at all. I just have to prioritise. Is it more important for them to be organised, or to have their dinner, do you know what I mean?

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It's inevitable that if you do okay on something like that you don't just annoy...

It's inevitable that if you do okay on something like that you don't just annoy...

I'm sure some cynical people would point to that as the main reason for doing...

I'm sure some cynical people would point to that as the main reason for doing...

Who do I like? I am a big fan of French and Saunders - not...

Who do I like? I am a big fan of French and Saunders - not...

I think there's a far more general audience now because I've done more populist stuff...

I think there's a far more general audience now because I've done more populist stuff...

What they did was to make a pilot and it may well go to series...

What they did was to make a pilot and it may well go to series...

It's got too much hard work slapping them and telling them to shut up.

It's got too much hard work slapping them and telling them to shut up.

With two small children, I haven't had a wash since 2001 so the chance to...

With two small children, I haven't had a wash since 2001 so the chance to...

I made a supreme effort not to do that thing that parents do, which is...

I made a supreme effort not to do that thing that parents do, which is...

I don't know if we will ever try again because those sort of things are...

I don't know if we will ever try again because those sort of things are...

I was really, because I thought it was extremely excruciating when I watched a tape...

I was really, because I thought it was extremely excruciating when I watched a tape...

By crying on my bed, drinking quite a lot and feeling tempted by drugs. Well,...

By crying on my bed, drinking quite a lot and feeling tempted by drugs. Well,...

I don't know really, it doesn't feel like it has changed to me but I...

I don't know really, it doesn't feel like it has changed to me but I...

Anything is good if it's made of chocolate.

Anything is good if it's made of chocolate.

The reason I used a name was because I was a nurse at the time,...

The reason I used a name was because I was a nurse at the time,...

One of the guys that used to run it - for some reason I've no...

One of the guys that used to run it - for some reason I've no...

So, I kind of rather was hoping that people thought it would have a nice...

So, I kind of rather was hoping that people thought it would have a nice...

Again, with two small children it's incredibly hard to commit yourself to anything because you're...

Again, with two small children it's incredibly hard to commit yourself to anything because you're...

It's a video release as well so I have to be perfectly honest and go,...

It's a video release as well so I have to be perfectly honest and go,...

People say you should read your criticism because it will make you a better person...

People say you should read your criticism because it will make you a better person...

I had always fancied a go at the comedy and when it started to go...

I had always fancied a go at the comedy and when it started to go...