I wouldn't say I was organised at all. I just have to prioritise. Is it more important for them to be organised, or to have their dinner, do you know what I mean?

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Again, with two small children it's incredibly hard to commit yourself to anything because you're...

Again, with two small children it's incredibly hard to commit yourself to anything because you're...

I just don't like travelling very much.

I just don't like travelling very much.

Over the years I attempted to make my style a bit more relaxed 'cause the...

Over the years I attempted to make my style a bit more relaxed 'cause the...

The thing I thought about doing it was it's Comic Relief and you've got to...

The thing I thought about doing it was it's Comic Relief and you've got to...

I don't know really, it doesn't feel like it has changed to me but I...

I don't know really, it doesn't feel like it has changed to me but I...

People say you should read your criticism because it will make you a better person...

People say you should read your criticism because it will make you a better person...

With two small children, I haven't had a wash since 2001 so the chance to...

With two small children, I haven't had a wash since 2001 so the chance to...

I made a supreme effort not to do that thing that parents do, which is...

I made a supreme effort not to do that thing that parents do, which is...

Who do I like? I am a big fan of French and Saunders - not...

Who do I like? I am a big fan of French and Saunders - not...

I don't know if we will ever try again because those sort of things are...

I don't know if we will ever try again because those sort of things are...

The reason I used a name was because I was a nurse at the time,...

The reason I used a name was because I was a nurse at the time,...

I'm sure some cynical people would point to that as the main reason for doing...

I'm sure some cynical people would point to that as the main reason for doing...

One of the guys that used to run it - for some reason I've no...

One of the guys that used to run it - for some reason I've no...

Anything is good if it's made of chocolate.

Anything is good if it's made of chocolate.

It's a video release as well so I have to be perfectly honest and go,...

It's a video release as well so I have to be perfectly honest and go,...

What they did was to make a pilot and it may well go to series...

What they did was to make a pilot and it may well go to series...

By crying on my bed, drinking quite a lot and feeling tempted by drugs. Well,...

By crying on my bed, drinking quite a lot and feeling tempted by drugs. Well,...

I think there's a far more general audience now because I've done more populist stuff...

I think there's a far more general audience now because I've done more populist stuff...

So, I kind of rather was hoping that people thought it would have a nice...

So, I kind of rather was hoping that people thought it would have a nice...

It's inevitable that if you do okay on something like that you don't just annoy...

It's inevitable that if you do okay on something like that you don't just annoy...