The quality of food is in inverse proportion to a dining room's altitude, especially atop bank and hotel buildings (airplanes are an extreme example).

Quote by Bryan Miller

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The qualities of an exceptional cook are akin to those of a successful tightrope walker:...

The qualities of an exceptional cook are akin to those of a successful tightrope walker:...

The highway is replete with culinary land mines disguised as quaint local restaurants that carry...

The highway is replete with culinary land mines disguised as quaint local restaurants that carry...

The quality of food is in inverse proportion to a dining room's altitude, especially atop...

The quality of food is in inverse proportion to a dining room's altitude, especially atop...

The Polo Lounge is like a fine old mink coat: opulent, dignified and warm.

The Polo Lounge is like a fine old mink coat: opulent, dignified and warm.

Cheese steaks are the gastronomic icons of this ethnic city.

Cheese steaks are the gastronomic icons of this ethnic city.

The qualities of an exceptional cook are akin to those of a successful tightrope walker:...

The qualities of an exceptional cook are akin to those of a successful tightrope walker:...

Square meals, not adventurous ones, are what you should seek.

Square meals, not adventurous ones, are what you should seek.

Never eat Chinese food in Oklahoma.

Never eat Chinese food in Oklahoma.

The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the...

The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the...

The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the...

The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the...

Around every corner lurk greasy Fisherman's Platters that give children nightmares, Naugahyde minute steaks that...

Around every corner lurk greasy Fisherman's Platters that give children nightmares, Naugahyde minute steaks that...

If your stomach disputes you, lie down and pacify it with cool thoughts.

If your stomach disputes you, lie down and pacify it with cool thoughts.

Only true friends go straight to your refrigerator when they go to your house.

Only true friends go straight to your refrigerator when they go to your house.

Dinner at the Huntercombes possessed only two dramatic features: the wine was a farce and...

Dinner at the Huntercombes possessed only two dramatic features: the wine was a farce and...

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult...

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult...

I'm not hungry but I am bored. Therefore, I shall eat.

I'm not hungry but I am bored. Therefore, I shall eat.

Dear microwave, tell me why is my plate so hot and my food so cold?

Dear microwave, tell me why is my plate so hot and my food so cold?

I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex. In fact, I...

I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex. In fact, I...

Eating greens is a special treat, it makes long ears and great big feet. But...

Eating greens is a special treat, it makes long ears and great big feet. But...

Can somebody please invent a straw that can actually be used on a milkshake?

Can somebody please invent a straw that can actually be used on a milkshake?