The past is an old armchair in the attic, the present an ominous ticking sound, and the future is anybody's guess
Quote by James Thurber
The Present Quotes
It's a naive domestic Burgundy without any breeding, but I think you'll be amused by...
Man is flying too fast for a world that is round. Soon he will catch...
Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more
Let us not look back in anger, nor forward in fear, but around in awareness.
The animals that depend on instinct have an inherent knowledge of the laws of economics...
All men should strive to learn before they die what they are running from, and...
If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known...
There is no exception to the rule that every rule has an exception.
Humor is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility.
You might as well fall flat on your face as lean over too far backward.
I used to wake up at 4 A.M. and start sneezing, sometimes for five hours....
A drawing is always dragged down to the level of its caption.
Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone?
Man has gone long enough, or even too long, without being man enough to face...
Women deserve to have more than twelve years between the ages of twenty-eight and forty
Ours is a precarious language, as every writer knows, in which the merest shadow line...
Love is composed of so many sensations, that something new of it can always be...
All men should strive to learn before they die, what they are running from, and...
Early to rise and early to bed makes a man healthy, wealthy, and dead.
Sophistication might be described as the ability to cope gracefully with a situation involving the...