Love is like a booger. You keep picking at it until you get it, then wonder what to do with it.
Quote by Oscar Wilde
Do you really think it is weakness that yields to temptation? I tell you that...
Looking good and dressing well is a necessity. Having a purpose in life is not.
Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit.
It is a very sad thing that nowadays there is so little useless information.
I like persons better than principles, and I like persons with no principles better than...
One can survive everything, nowadays, except death, and live down everything except a good reputation.
No object is so beautiful that, under certain conditions, it will not look ugly.
I can sympathize with everything, except suffering.
The salesman knows nothing of what he is selling save that he is charging a...
Crying is the refuge of plain women but the ruin of pretty ones.
As yet, Bernard Shaw hasn't become prominent enough to have any enemies, but none of...
Good taste is the excuse I've always given for leading such a bad life.
I knew that I had come face to face with some one whose mere personality...
God and other artists are always a little obscure.
Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever,...
I am the only person in the world I should like to know thoroughly.
No crime is vulgar, but all vulgarity is crime
Ah, well, then I suppose I shall have to die beyond my means.
I suppose society is wonderfully delightful. To be in it is merely a bore. But...
Plain women are always jealous of their husbands. Beautiful women never are. They are always...