Love is like a booger. You keep picking at it until you get it, then wonder what to do with it.

Quote by Oscar Wilde

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If there is anything in the world more annoying than having people talk about you,...

If there is anything in the world more annoying than having people talk about you,...

Democracy means simply the bludgeoning of the people by the people for the people.

Democracy means simply the bludgeoning of the people by the people for the people.

The sign of a Philistine age is the cry of immorality against art.

The sign of a Philistine age is the cry of immorality against art.

By giving us the opinions of the uneducated, journalism keeps us in touch with the...

By giving us the opinions of the uneducated, journalism keeps us in touch with the...

There is no sin except stupidity.

There is no sin except stupidity.

A gentleman is one who never hurts anyone's feelings unintentionally.

A gentleman is one who never hurts anyone's feelings unintentionally.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

It is the spectator, and not life, that art really mirrors.

It is the spectator, and not life, that art really mirrors.

How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on...

How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on...

You know what a woman's curiosity is.

You know what a woman's curiosity is.

To reveal art and conceal the artist is art's aim

To reveal art and conceal the artist is art's aim

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction.

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction.

To give and not expect return, that is what lies at the heart of love.

To give and not expect return, that is what lies at the heart of love.

All charming people, I fancy, are spoiled. It is the secret of their attraction.

All charming people, I fancy, are spoiled. It is the secret of their attraction.

Selfishness is not living as one wisheThe cynic knows the price of everything and the...

Selfishness is not living as one wisheThe cynic knows the price of everything and the...

While we look to the dramatist to give romance to realism, we ask of the...

While we look to the dramatist to give romance to realism, we ask of the...

The only reward for love is the experience of loving.

The only reward for love is the experience of loving.

Look, I know this sucks for you because of him and I want to be...

Look, I know this sucks for you because of him and I want to be...

Love and kindness are never wasted. They always make a difference. They bless the one...

Love and kindness are never wasted. They always make a difference. They bless the one...

These can never be true friends: Hope, dice, a prostitute, a robber, a cheat, a...

These can never be true friends: Hope, dice, a prostitute, a robber, a cheat, a...