Love is like a booger. You keep picking at it until you get it, then wonder what to do with it.

Quote by Oscar Wilde

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Nowadays most people die of a sort of creeping common sense, and discover when it...

Nowadays most people die of a sort of creeping common sense, and discover when it...

A thing is not necessarily true because a man dies for it.

A thing is not necessarily true because a man dies for it.

Those whom the gods love grow young.

Those whom the gods love grow young.

Friendship is far more tragic than love, it lasts longer.

Friendship is far more tragic than love, it lasts longer.

Woman begins by resisting a man's advances and ends up blocking his retreat.

Woman begins by resisting a man's advances and ends up blocking his retreat.

The only thing to do with good advice is to pass it on. It is...

The only thing to do with good advice is to pass it on. It is...

She behaves as if she was beautiful. Most American women do. It is the secret...

She behaves as if she was beautiful. Most American women do. It is the secret...

A man who is master of himself can end a sorrow as easily as he...

A man who is master of himself can end a sorrow as easily as he...

Pessimist: One who, when he has the choice of two evils, chooses both.

Pessimist: One who, when he has the choice of two evils, chooses both.

It is better to be beautiful than to be good. But... it is better to...

It is better to be beautiful than to be good. But... it is better to...

This suspense is terrible. I hope it will last.

This suspense is terrible. I hope it will last.

Art is the most intense mode of individualism that the world has known.

Art is the most intense mode of individualism that the world has known.

One's past is what one is. It is the only way by which people should...

One's past is what one is. It is the only way by which people should...

The typewriting machine, when played with expression, is no more annoying than the piano when...

The typewriting machine, when played with expression, is no more annoying than the piano when...

Yet each man kills the thing he loves from all let this be heard some...

Yet each man kills the thing he loves from all let this be heard some...

35 is a very attractive age. London society is full of women of the very...

35 is a very attractive age. London society is full of women of the very...

Only the shallow know themselves.

Only the shallow know themselves.

An idea that is not dangerous is unworthy of being called an idea at all.

An idea that is not dangerous is unworthy of being called an idea at all.

Society exists only as a mental concept; in the real world there are only individuals.

Society exists only as a mental concept; in the real world there are only individuals.

The man who can dominate a London dinner-table can dominate the world.

The man who can dominate a London dinner-table can dominate the world.