Love is like a booger. You keep picking at it until you get it, then wonder what to do with it.

Quote by Oscar Wilde

Topics: Dumb Quotes, Funny Quotes, Love Quotes

The consciousness of loving and being loved brings a warmth and richness to life that...

The consciousness of loving and being loved brings a warmth and richness to life that...

Literature always anticipates life. It does not copy it, but moulds it to its purpose....

Literature always anticipates life. It does not copy it, but moulds it to its purpose....

We degenerate into hideous puppets, haunted by the memory of the passions of which we...

We degenerate into hideous puppets, haunted by the memory of the passions of which we...

His morality is all sympathy, just what morality should be

His morality is all sympathy, just what morality should be

Yes, I am a thorough republican. No other form of government is so favorable to...

Yes, I am a thorough republican. No other form of government is so favorable to...

Vulgarity is simply the conduct of other people.

Vulgarity is simply the conduct of other people.

In all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane.

In all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane.

Arguments are extremely vulgar, for everyone in good society holds exactly the same opinion.

Arguments are extremely vulgar, for everyone in good society holds exactly the same opinion.

Do you really think it is weakness that yields to temptation? I tell you that...

Do you really think it is weakness that yields to temptation? I tell you that...

There is luxury in self reproach. When we blame ourselves, we feel no one else...

There is luxury in self reproach. When we blame ourselves, we feel no one else...

It is only the modern that ever becomes old fashioned.

It is only the modern that ever becomes old fashioned.

Perhaps, after all, America never has been discovered. I myself would say that it has...

Perhaps, after all, America never has been discovered. I myself would say that it has...

The well bred contradict other people. The wise contradict themselves.

The well bred contradict other people. The wise contradict themselves.

Those who try to lead the people can only do so by following the mob

Those who try to lead the people can only do so by following the mob

Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood.

Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood.

The pure and simple truth is rarely pure and never simple.

The pure and simple truth is rarely pure and never simple.

There are only two kinds of people who are really fascinating - people who know...

There are only two kinds of people who are really fascinating - people who know...

You are beautiful when you are happy.

You are beautiful when you are happy.

The beauty myth is always actually prescribing behaviour and not appearance.

The beauty myth is always actually prescribing behaviour and not appearance.

The best part of beauty is that which no picture can express.

The best part of beauty is that which no picture can express.

And one who is just of his own free will shall not lack for happiness;...

And one who is just of his own free will shall not lack for happiness;...