Love is like a booger. You keep picking at it until you get it, then wonder what to do with it.

Quote by Oscar Wilde

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The moment you think you understand a great work of art, it's dead for you.

The moment you think you understand a great work of art, it's dead for you.

There is no necessity to separate the monarch from the mob; all authority is equally...

There is no necessity to separate the monarch from the mob; all authority is equally...

Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance.

Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance.

Every saint has a past and every sinner has a future.

Every saint has a past and every sinner has a future.

Journalism justifies its own existence by the great Darwinian principle of the survival of the...

Journalism justifies its own existence by the great Darwinian principle of the survival of the...

A red rose is not selfish because it wants to be a red rose. It...

A red rose is not selfish because it wants to be a red rose. It...

A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely...

A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely...

An idea that is not dangerous is unworthy of being called an idea at all.

An idea that is not dangerous is unworthy of being called an idea at all.

The books that the world calls immoral are books that show the world its own...

The books that the world calls immoral are books that show the world its own...

How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on...

How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on...

There is only one class in the community that thinks more about money than the...

There is only one class in the community that thinks more about money than the...

No, I am not at all cynical, I have merely got experience, which, however, is...

No, I am not at all cynical, I have merely got experience, which, however, is...

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in...

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in...

It was only a sunny smile and little it cost in the giving but like...

It was only a sunny smile and little it cost in the giving but like...

He hadn't a single redeeming vice.

He hadn't a single redeeming vice.

It is the confession, not the priest, that gives us absolution

It is the confession, not the priest, that gives us absolution

Illusion is the first of all pleasures.

Illusion is the first of all pleasures.

Nothing produces such an effect as a good platitude

Nothing produces such an effect as a good platitude

I'm sorry I messed up I really am. I'll make it up to you if...

I'm sorry I messed up I really am. I'll make it up to you if...

I'm sorry for changing, i'm sorry it had to be this way, but i wont...

I'm sorry for changing, i'm sorry it had to be this way, but i wont...