The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.

Quote by Bill Cosby

Topics: Marriage Quotes, Memory Quotes

The main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted to...

The main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted to...

Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell...

Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell...

Any man today who returns from work, sinks into a chair, and calls for his...

Any man today who returns from work, sinks into a chair, and calls for his...

The past is a ghost, the future a dream, and all we ever have is...

The past is a ghost, the future a dream, and all we ever have is...

A word to the wise ain't necessary, it is the stupid ones who need all...

A word to the wise ain't necessary, it is the stupid ones who need all...

Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is...

Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is...

Parents are not interested in justice, they're interested in peace and quiet.

Parents are not interested in justice, they're interested in peace and quiet.

Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its...

Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its...

These people marched and were hit in the face with rocks to get an education...

These people marched and were hit in the face with rocks to get an education...

That married couples can live together day after day is a miracle that the Vatican...

That married couples can live together day after day is a miracle that the Vatican...

These people marched and were hit in the face with rocks to get an education...

These people marched and were hit in the face with rocks to get an education...

When you become senile, you won't know it.

When you become senile, you won't know it.

Civilization had too many rules for me, so I did my best to rewrite them.

Civilization had too many rules for me, so I did my best to rewrite them.

My boyfriend used to ask his mother, 'How can I find the right woman for...

My boyfriend used to ask his mother, 'How can I find the right woman for...

Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it.

Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it.

Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.

Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.

Poets have said that the reason to have children is to give yourself immortality. Immortality?...

Poets have said that the reason to have children is to give yourself immortality. Immortality?...

Anyone should be able to say on stage what they want. But those who have...

Anyone should be able to say on stage what they want. But those who have...

Laughter is an interior convulsion, producing a distortion of the features and accompanied by inarticulate...

Laughter is an interior convulsion, producing a distortion of the features and accompanied by inarticulate...

There is always a secret irritation about a laugh in which we cannot join

There is always a secret irritation about a laugh in which we cannot join