The hardest people to convince they are at retirement age are children at bedtime.

Quote by Shannon Fife

Topics: Age Quotes, Funny Quotes

Insomnia: A contagious disease often transmitted from babies to parents.

Insomnia: A contagious disease often transmitted from babies to parents.

From this day you must be a stranger to one of your parents. - Your...

From this day you must be a stranger to one of your parents. - Your...

When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.

When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.

We believed in our idea - a family park where parents and children could have...

We believed in our idea - a family park where parents and children could have...

I like to remind them to be spouses and parents when they go home.

I like to remind them to be spouses and parents when they go home.

It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always...

It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always...

If at first you don't succeed, blame your parents.

If at first you don't succeed, blame your parents.

Parents just don't understand.

Parents just don't understand.

Because of their size, parents may be difficult to discipline properly.

Because of their size, parents may be difficult to discipline properly.

When a man and a woman have an overwhelming passion for each other, it seems...

When a man and a woman have an overwhelming passion for each other, it seems...

Every parent is at some time the father of the unreturned prodigal, with nothing to...

Every parent is at some time the father of the unreturned prodigal, with nothing to...

All parents believe their children can do the impossible. They thought it the minute we...

All parents believe their children can do the impossible. They thought it the minute we...

The problem with children is that you have to put up with their parents.

The problem with children is that you have to put up with their parents.

And they asked them, saying, Is this your son, who ye say was born blind?...

And they asked them, saying, Is this your son, who ye say was born blind?...

A boy becomes an adult three years before his parents think he does, and about...

A boy becomes an adult three years before his parents think he does, and about...

Rock gives children, on a silver platter, with all the public authority of the entertainment...

Rock gives children, on a silver platter, with all the public authority of the entertainment...

Respect for one's parents is the highest duty of civil life.

Respect for one's parents is the highest duty of civil life.

The joys of parents are secret, and so are their griefs and fears: they cannot...

The joys of parents are secret, and so are their griefs and fears: they cannot...

The only reason I always try to meet and know the parents better is because...

The only reason I always try to meet and know the parents better is because...