The hardest people to convince they are at retirement age are children at bedtime.

Quote by Shannon Fife

Topics: Age Quotes, Funny Quotes

Insomnia: A contagious disease often transmitted from babies to parents.

Insomnia: A contagious disease often transmitted from babies to parents.

Parents need their children as much as children need their parents.

Parents need their children as much as children need their parents.

If the family were a fruit, it would be an orange, a circle of sections,...

If the family were a fruit, it would be an orange, a circle of sections,...

Mum and dad were very much friends, and up to life. There was no anxiety...

Mum and dad were very much friends, and up to life. There was no anxiety...

Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right paths, but the...

Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right paths, but the...

The walk of shame when you have to put something back in a store after...

The walk of shame when you have to put something back in a store after...

That look you give your friend when they say something they weren't supposed to mention...

That look you give your friend when they say something they weren't supposed to mention...

We believed in our idea - a family park where parents and children could have...

We believed in our idea - a family park where parents and children could have...

I have taken unto myself her fortune and her glory, as a wreath off a...

I have taken unto myself her fortune and her glory, as a wreath off a...

If you look deeply into the palm of your hand, you will see your parents...

If you look deeply into the palm of your hand, you will see your parents...

The fate of a child is in the hands of his parents.

The fate of a child is in the hands of his parents.

From the moment of birth, when the stone-age baby confronts the twentieth-century mother, the baby...

From the moment of birth, when the stone-age baby confronts the twentieth-century mother, the baby...

Until I was 13, I thought my name was 'Shut Up.'

Until I was 13, I thought my name was 'Shut Up.'

To maintain a joyful family requires much from both the parents and the children. Each...

To maintain a joyful family requires much from both the parents and the children. Each...

My parents used to take me to the pet department and tell me it was...

My parents used to take me to the pet department and tell me it was...

I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger...

I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger...

If at first you don't succeed, blame your parents.

If at first you don't succeed, blame your parents.

My mother used to pitch to me and my father would shag balls. If I...

My mother used to pitch to me and my father would shag balls. If I...

My father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet.

My father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet.