The hair is real - it's the head that's a fake.

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Humor is a social lubricant that helps us get over some of the bad spots.

Humor is a social lubricant that helps us get over some of the bad spots.

Totalitarianism is patriotism institutionalized.

Totalitarianism is patriotism institutionalized.

In a rational society we would want our presidents to be teachers. In our actual...

In a rational society we would want our presidents to be teachers. In our actual...

One of the nice things about problems is that a good many of them do...

One of the nice things about problems is that a good many of them do...

Nothing is better than the unintended humor of reality.

Nothing is better than the unintended humor of reality.

Asthma doesn't seem to bother me any more unless I'm around cigars or dogs. The...

Asthma doesn't seem to bother me any more unless I'm around cigars or dogs. The...

If the Old Testament were a reliable guide in the matter of capital punishment, half...

If the Old Testament were a reliable guide in the matter of capital punishment, half...

Dark energy is perhaps the biggest mystery in physics.

Dark energy is perhaps the biggest mystery in physics.

If there is a God, the phrase that must disgust him is - holy war.

If there is a God, the phrase that must disgust him is - holy war.

Ours is a government of checks and balances. The Mafia and crooked businessmen make out...

Ours is a government of checks and balances. The Mafia and crooked businessmen make out...

The problem is that once the untrained mind has made a formal commitment to a...

The problem is that once the untrained mind has made a formal commitment to a...

In a rational society we would want our presidents to be teachers. In our actual...

In a rational society we would want our presidents to be teachers. In our actual...

I used to be a heavy gambler. But now I just make mental bets. That's...

I used to be a heavy gambler. But now I just make mental bets. That's...

Radio is the theater of the mind; television is the theater of the mindless

Radio is the theater of the mind; television is the theater of the mindless

Television has made places look alike, and it has transformed the way we see. A...

Television has made places look alike, and it has transformed the way we see. A...

Modern politics today requires a mastery of television. I've never really warmed up to television...

Modern politics today requires a mastery of television. I've never really warmed up to television...

Television often cannot cover the passing of the torch without fanning the flames in the...

Television often cannot cover the passing of the torch without fanning the flames in the...

Art is moral passion married to entertainment. Moral passion without entertainment is propaganda, and entertainment...

Art is moral passion married to entertainment. Moral passion without entertainment is propaganda, and entertainment...

If everyone demanded peace instead of another television set, then thered be peace.

If everyone demanded peace instead of another television set, then thered be peace.

Television probably has become the most evocative, widely observed signpost we have.

Television probably has become the most evocative, widely observed signpost we have.