Dark energy is perhaps the biggest mystery in physics.

Quote by Steve Allen

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Radio is the theater of the mind; television is the theater of the mindless

Radio is the theater of the mind; television is the theater of the mindless

The problem is that once the untrained mind has made a formal commitment to a...

The problem is that once the untrained mind has made a formal commitment to a...

One of the nice things about problems is that a good many of them do...

One of the nice things about problems is that a good many of them do...

Asthma doesn't seem to bother me any more unless I'm around cigars or dogs. The...

Asthma doesn't seem to bother me any more unless I'm around cigars or dogs. The...

If there is a God, the phrase that must disgust him is - holy war.

If there is a God, the phrase that must disgust him is - holy war.

I used to be a heavy gambler. But now I just make mental bets. That's...

I used to be a heavy gambler. But now I just make mental bets. That's...

The hair is real - it's the head that's a fake.

The hair is real - it's the head that's a fake.

In a rational society we would want our presidents to be teachers. In our actual...

In a rational society we would want our presidents to be teachers. In our actual...

Ours is a government of checks and balances. The Mafia and crooked businessmen make out...

Ours is a government of checks and balances. The Mafia and crooked businessmen make out...

In a rational society we would want our presidents to be teachers. In our actual...

In a rational society we would want our presidents to be teachers. In our actual...

If the Old Testament were a reliable guide in the matter of capital punishment, half...

If the Old Testament were a reliable guide in the matter of capital punishment, half...

Totalitarianism is patriotism institutionalized.

Totalitarianism is patriotism institutionalized.

Nothing is better than the unintended humor of reality.

Nothing is better than the unintended humor of reality.

Humor is a social lubricant that helps us get over some of the bad spots.

Humor is a social lubricant that helps us get over some of the bad spots.

We have always had gross humor. But we try for funny, not gross.

We have always had gross humor. But we try for funny, not gross.

I wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?'

I wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?'

A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted...

A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted...

Sometimes the only way to make palatable that which is appalling and apprehensive is to...

Sometimes the only way to make palatable that which is appalling and apprehensive is to...

Conservative humor is frankly harder than liberal humor. You get points for just being liberal....

Conservative humor is frankly harder than liberal humor. You get points for just being liberal....

Nothing makes you look younger than an old photo.

Nothing makes you look younger than an old photo.